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Only in certain sticky situations, opto.....

Well it would certainly be a turn up for medical research
wouldn't it Opto! LOL ;>)

Unless....now that wouldn't be you number two son would it?
supposedly in school right now doing your maths exam,
but really hiding under another name trading shares??

Only one way to find out.....

(disappears to kitchen and comes back with a container)

Now I want you to close you eyes and eat what I give you,

(opens container and grabs large handful of mushrooms)


NO can't be number two son, he hates mushrooms and wont eat them.
It's our Opto alright!! Sorry about the mushrooms by the way.
;>)

Sure I've got some apricot jam here somewhere...

We've got loads here, you can always borrow some of ours.
:>)

Thanks bunny... I'll just go and wait in the celler and see if anyone joins me shall I?!!

Take it the exam was his first maths SAT?

Not sure how many SATS for maths he has to do, they seem
to be doing higher and lower papers in several subjects, all
I know is it's maths today, was science yesterday.

Oh hang on..unless you mean his first as in first experience of
SATS, in which case no, he's on his last lot, next stop GCSE.

No bunny, I did mean first maths paper... didn't know how many they had to do...

Next stop GCSE's... and then A-levels, and then degree, and then well I might as well do a Masters so I don't have to get a job, and then well I'll take a gap year... or two... or three.

Ever get the feeling life is one long exam? :-)

LOL - the ideas change continually, such are the dream of
being young! :>)

Just ordered some apricot jam for the coffee house, took the opportunity to order some raspberry as well because its my favourite.

However I do have to implement a new rule :-

House Rule : No Jam, marmalade, honey or other sticky consumables to be eaten or used in the hammocks.

This rule is required because spaceman hates sticky !!!! as did spaceman's Dad.

No wonder I'm starting to feel old... I don't understand the dreams anymore!!

Can cream be used in the hammocks??!!

JS, depends upon the use ;-)

Now then gentlemen, if you must put your cold cream on in the
evenings use the powder room like the rest of us.
;>)

If you are unsure who to vote for tomorrow try this ....

www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com

Much to my surprise I came out strong Labour

Always thought you'd be useful if we wanted to move
a heavy piece of furniture Jeffie!!
;>)

Hmm.... good test that, jeffmack. My results show I should be voting Green.

Yup mine was pretty accurate - good link Jeff.

UKIP for me then ...... move over Kilroy.

:o)

Hello folks. A hard day today so I shall head straight for the hammock with a large container of sherry trifle. Any one who wishes to join me should come armed with a spoon.