Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Damn! I always wondered what was behind that door next to the bar, I always said I could hear moaning in there. Alf said it was the wind coming through the cellar.
Kim

alf was probably right !!!

:-D Where d'you find all these?! How do you add them to your post, I've tried the attatchment link and it doesn't work. (Could be my computer, I still have to fill it with coal)

ask driver, he taught most of us :)

Driver, you have a lot answer for!!
Kim

you're scaring me.



have one of these instead ;)

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,



"HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING

FOR WEEKS NOW"



HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;



"FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"



THE WIFE ASKS,



"WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."



TO WHICH HE REPLIED,



"FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."



FINE, SHE SAYS,



"THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?" THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK."



"I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS", HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! "



SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.



"HONEY", HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"



SHE SAID,



"WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."



HE SAID,



"SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"



SHE REPLIED,



"HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"

nice one , baza.
when you're bored take a look at this. it left me open mouthed in amzement. i haven't been this impressed since i saw a version of the golden shot involving a thai girl and a balloon!!

would love to bang like this!!

one day ...........

Amazing rhythm, fast hands and fast feet - and only 12

baza, incredible, innit!!!!



again. getting good at this. :)

bos
Thanks for that excellent Drum Solo by Tony Royster Jr I use to be a fan of Ginger Baker and saw him live at the Roundhouse over thirty years ago.

Ginger Baker the best drumer of all time.

oh dear, driver. i think we're going to fall out over this one. for sheer ability, style, power and entertainment it has to be buddy rich, but, just for being un-f*cking-believable with the sticks it has to be simon phillips (currently with toto). imo, mr phillips is god (albeit with a german rockstar hair-do).

A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and
takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick
glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and cant help but ask, "Is your date running
late?"

No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I
was just testing it."

The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so
special about it?"

It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

'Whats it telling you now?"

Well, it says youre not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because
I am wearing panties!"

The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must
be an hour fast."

Bos
Sort bos I didnt know you was such an expert I will take your word for it but IMO it must be Ginger and for guitar Jimmy Hendrix.

bos
Just for you bos buddy rich.

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Ere. 'Es just 'itting fings.
I can 'it fings.

buddy and my hero ........

Nah

bon soir