Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Anyway, Bos. You should have seen it looming.

he'll find some way to twist, spin, weave out of this one. Then he'll fleece you!

Oh I don't know. Bos will always go that extra mill for a joke to stitch seq up.
Enough. I think weave heard them all now.

yes we have to be careful we dont want to rock the whole fabric of society. Apparelently

Enough of these sheety jokes.

Are you suggesting a blanket ban????

Are you all on drugs ? iv'e never heard such bad jokes ,where's bhunt ??

yes lets put it to bed.

why ban it? it's all knitting together beautifully ...

or is this a stitch-up?

Why Bos? Is it giving you the needle?

What's the problem? Can you pin it down?

i lycra that one!

There's something materially wrong with this thread now, no wonder jimmy's getting shirty

i know, just looking back i could dye with embarrassment!

That had me reeling!

it had my wife jenny, spinning! (remember your history lessons!!)

Yea, I remember the spinning jenny, my mother had one and she gave me a little pr*ck.
(of course my wife does not agree with that statement!!)
C'mon Jimmy, time for a picture otherwise we could string this out all day!

He will get the needle if you carry on like this

Sew what??