Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

They're quality hallucegenics you're taking Driver.
Do you market them?

No just pay expensive prices to go and see them having said that we are paying 10 each to see Stomp you cant complain about that.

I can't believe how a night can spiral out of control. There I am with the wife and kids at the Pizza Hut.
Everything going well. The waiter comes over and asks if everything is Okay.
I say "Can I embugger you for a bottle of beer?". Waiter runs off shouting for the manager, big stroppy bloke at the table next to us suddenly turns violent towrads me and starts ranting on about rent boys, then the manager comes over and kicks us out saying we're banned for life!!!
I only wanted a beer!

should have said bovvered not be buggered!

photofit pic of one of the bank robbers.

lemme know when you stop pissing yerself!!!

It'll be about this time next year I would think! I used to have a dog that had ears like that!!

You're kidding!!
The police are looking for Village People!!

i did wonder what had happened to the dapper mr king!!

Dam i typed in something to join in with this bank job banter, and look what came up ,,i don't mean to post all these women ,,its just whatever i look for ,this is what i get ,,, oh well

You obviously have a faulty keyboard which is putting a W instead of a B when you type Bank.

I have the same problem. Keep getting websites about some bloke called George B Wush.

LOL !!

blimey, jimmy, 11 out of 10!!! that's gotta be your best one yet!!

Oooo yes! I'll I'd like to have a tie up with her.

This is what i must have been looking for ,,ready for a bank job .

For God's sake don't let Dick Cheney anywhere near them!

The one on the left seems to have the right action.

Wasn't there a film, 'Titty titty bang bang'?

come in all shapes and sizes ;)

Joke of the Day

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a
male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said
that she was the pharmacist and that she and her
sister owned the store, so there were no males
employed there. She then asked if she could help the
gentleman.

The man said that it was something that he would be
much more comfortable discussing with a male
pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that
she was completely professional and whatever it was
that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
that she would treat him with the highest level of
professionalism.

The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough
for me to discuss, but I have a permanent 9 inch erection.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.
So I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to
my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at
length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3
ownership in the store, a company car, and 3,000 pounds a
month living expenses."