Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

come in all shapes and sizes ;)

Joke of the Day

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a
male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said
that she was the pharmacist and that she and her
sister owned the store, so there were no males
employed there. She then asked if she could help the
gentleman.

The man said that it was something that he would be
much more comfortable discussing with a male
pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that
she was completely professional and whatever it was
that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
that she would treat him with the highest level of
professionalism.

The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough
for me to discuss, but I have a permanent 9 inch erection.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.
So I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to
my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at
length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3
ownership in the store, a company car, and 3,000 pounds a
month living expenses."

Think I know what happened to Blinger. have you read todays news?

Ten members of a global crack cocaine smuggling network known as the 'bling bling gang' because of their love of the high life were jailed for terms ranging from five to 27 years.

God can you imagine sharing a cell Al ,,you'd rather be in with Bubba and the rampant 18 stone Rasta...

It certainly adds a whole new terror to prison..................

you would actually get to see him ROFLMFACHB&TO. scary!!!!!

Couldn't quite work the last bit out bos, maybe something to do with Bling and the 18 stone rampant Rasta..

All go to Google and type in

March 20th

Thats right the women have Valentines and for us Guys it Steak and Blowjob Day......

Alan, there's nowt here today :-(

I'm having a bad day.
Mussolini has had good days more recently than me.

And it's snowing :-(

Jimmy, help, we need a picture fast :-(

weather is gorgeous here, bright sunshine and a lovely, crisp day. cheer up , yer miserable bastards.

Sun's come out, starting to feel better :-|

Could do with a picture though :-|

There you go ,this should brighten up the day

Oh no! All I can see is a question mark in a blue box! What's that mean, picture too blue, too cheerful, what? :-(

Evening all!!!
Well that was a mixed day. SEO and BBC both reporting disappointingly and their SP going south. BRW upping their divi and heading north, PCM just heading north.
Funny old world.
Bestest news of the day though, was after months of wrangling with FSA directives and advisories, the business I am a partner in finally got on line!!!!!!!!!!
Very few of the links on it are meaningfully connected yet, but at last we have a compliant web presence.
You really have no idea how long it has took to make this viable and compliant. As soon as we can get the crawlers to pick it up properly we can replace it with an all singing all dancing one, but for now.................
A happy evening. Now compared to this morning when I saw the two lots of results and I was ready to take a sledgehammer to the pet Gerbil, I can't believe how well the day has ended.
Alan

Congratulations Alan, let us all know when we can take a peek! Shares are shares, they bounce up and down - a bit like a Gerbil under a sledgehammer, well until the final squash that is. I'm glad he/she survived to see another day!

kim

Check out the headlines

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

LOL!!!....