Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

is that enough cream for you? btw, what a great title for a song .....lollipops and roses !!!!!

Thanks Kim. Word changed and proof reader now has an MP3 player stapled to his ears with a continuous Barry Manilow tape playing.
Cheers,
Alan

You are welcome. Barry Manilow? My God you are a hard man Alan!!

kim

HARD?
MAN?
ALAN?

Shum mishtake shurely, a triple oxymoron!!!!!!!!!!!

Not ready to cope with two of the buggers.
14 socks and 7 undies in that condition in the wash basket every week is more than any woman could stand, but 28 and 14!!!!!!!!!!!!
All that said though, is there any chance the 2 Alan Hewitts could line up, naked except for a ruler and a recent bank statement so I can choose which I'd prefer?
H

Heather - a girlie night out is what you need ;)

Yep. You're right chocolate, I do, unfortunatly Alan is just getting over my last girlie night out from 8 years ago. It cost him about 1000 in repairs, so he doesn't let me out much.
H

Al
The answer to your email is a definite yes, off to bed.

Thats what i like to see , a girl with a hobby .

:)
not really the kind of thigh-high boots i like to see a girl in , jimmy.

And finely because it's doing my eyes in.

Just one more I like this one.

If you take a look at the following picture, let me tell you ... it is not animated. Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at the black centre of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your eyes to the next black centre and the previous will move after you take your eyes away from it....

Brillient driver ,,i look like a right moron sitting in my chair rocking backwards and forwards ,, oh and i feel sick.

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DRIVERS TIPS.
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Try it on your second glass of Shiraz.

There is a chance the public can make St Georges Day a public holiday (After this year). Click on the link below to vote, the site needs at least 1,000,000 votes for the government to take it seriously and give us another holiday and I know you are up for that!

http://www.stgeorgesday.com/voting.asp

What about St Davids day then eh? If our poxy little Welsh Assembly can't give us Welsh a day off why should the English have one? Mind you, I'm casting my vote in favour, if you get a day off the Welsh will be round burgling your houses whilst you are on a day out!!

poxy welsh assembly????? - the actual building is a masterpiece!!!!!!