Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

lol, kim, we're all same around the country, us brummies hate the cockneys cus they get everything including the most unbelievably overpriced-ridiculously placed national stadium that the good ol footy fan will have to pay for. The price of the tickets will be trebled in price for the next 30 years to pay for the calamitous disaster. It could have been built in the midlands at a third of the price with decent roads to get there and away. Or we could have stopped at Cardiff (even if it is in the south, lol)

Got me phone upgraded to a Nokia N70, the instruction book couldn't be any bigger, took one look and thought multi language but nope its just the english version.

Kivver, maybe Wembley have had a lot of Welsh working there, in which case the cup finals are guaranteed to be held in Cardiff for many years!!
Explosive, got any young kids, if so give it them, they'll work it out in 10 mins!!
kim

Kim - I have no kids, if I give it to me nephew though I'd never get it back.... End of the day it rings and charges which is great....

cheers bos, the new wembley is nearly finished!!!! at last.

Watch the fight on Saturday night , we don't get many that are not on SKY ,,Joe Calzaghe V Jeff Lacy is a real genuine match up ,,the two best Super Middleweights in the world ,,should be explosive..

Knock him out Joe .

Which one's Joe?

Am I allowed to say it's not the chocolate one? Oh, said it now.
kim

Joe's the white Honkey .

Time you called a pineapple a pineapple bos ;)

wheres the cream?

are u saying boxing is dull and boring?????? i admit its not as good as it used to be (ali, hagler, sugar-ray etc etc), because the best fighters in the same division hardly get together nowadays but this looks a cracker. i shall be watching. Always looking out amir khans next fight too, he is going to be hero.

Not a great fan of the noble art of pugilism.
Having said that I was welterweight champion of the 4 counties allcomers morris dancing competition (won it on penalties), and twice british hedgehog juggling champion if that helps.
I also competed at a national level in the traditional Yorkshire sport of ear wrestling, where big men would grapple, ear to ear, to try to force peoples faces down into bowls of drawing pins, lobsters and lighted candles.
Thats not a game for cissies.
Speaking of which, does anyone remember fiery Fred Truman presenting a TV show called "Indoor League"?
Now that was proper sport on telly. Shove 'apenny. What a game.
As Fred used to say from behind a pipe full of smoke - "Ah'l see thee".
Alan

Al ,your a nutter ,i don't know how you think these things up , you should write a book , or see a doctor ..

PS you must be well hard if you were British Hedgehog juggling champ.

Used to juggle hedgehogs with my bare feet while standing on my hands whistling "The Song of Solomon" up my trouser leg.
It was a huge hit with the Queen Mother.
Do you ever get one of those days when you feel like you're living in a parallel universe?
Alan

I'm either in a parallel universe ,or on LSD .

LSD?
Tried the Epic code and nothing came up.
Is that a tip, Jimmy, cos I think I've got about 23 pence spare to throw at it if its likely to double.
Alan

Actually, with the olympics being in London in 2012, we should introduce a few more events to give us a chance of actually winning something.
Morris Dancing could be one of them (Why not. Synchronised swimming is).
We could have the Saturday Night Biathalon. First team to down 12 pints of Stella and finish a vindaloo and 6 naan breads. As a nation, we've been training for this for years.
The London mechanized Marathon. First team from Cockfosters to Victoria using only the tube and an Underground map (all foreigners would be knackered - as would anyone who doesn't use the tube regularly).
The Ambre Solaire challenge. The first big fat bloke to say I never need sun lotion, then lie on a beach, in dodgy Speedos, and get 3rd degree burns.
Theres loads we could win.
Any suggestions and we could put them to Seb Coe. After all, running round in circles is for pussies.
Alan