Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

you !!!!

Quiet on here today.
Bos. You changing nappies yet????
Alan

nope. situation should change at the weekend :))

Blimey, nappies and salami.

fully stocked up on both :)

struggling with the step up in reading material, though.

Bos,
ask for the 'magic' inducing gel. my missus had twins. it took a couple of hours for the gel to start its magic then labour thru to delivery of two babies and stage 3 took approx 45 mins. it was so fast she didn't get the pain relief she requested and i had to help the mid wife as there weren't enuf medics on hand such was the pace.

Especially if it happens on Saturday.
Don't want to miss "Match of the Day", do we..................

not yet :(

soooo funky

Duck story

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

"I see your ears are working," says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

The landlord brings the sandwich and beer.

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.

Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

This continues for 2 weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him,
"You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!"

"Sounds marvellous," says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call."

So the next day w! hen the duck comes into the pub the landlord says,
"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!"

"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

"At the circus," says the landlord.

"The circus?" the duck enquires.
"That's right," replies the landlord.

"The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?" asks the duck.

"That's right!" says the landlord.

The duck looks confused, " er...What the f**k would they want with a plasterer?"

it's a girl. she's a big 'un. didn't really go to plan , but all's well that ends well :))))

and she's gorgeous.

Congratulations to you all Bos. Hope you haven't got too many broken fingers!
kim

Heyyy well done guys :)

Happy Feet :)

Blimey I still don't know how to post video thingies so you'll just have to click on Baby Mumble yourself, bos.
Oh and My Way, if you must :)

Congratulations Bos :-)

Many congrats Bos and Mrs Bos.
Understand the "alls well that ends well" bit, after the complications and emergencies that went with our enormous 3rd child!! But that bit is soon frorgotten cos this is now the start of something very special for you.
Very best of luck to you all.
Alan & Heather
PS if its a girl, I'm told Ermintrude Fiona is a very popular choice of name right now.

Congratulations to you both-a gorgeous girl! well done Mum! cheers MP