CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Jimmy you know where the frying pan is...
;>)

Oh and Jeff I hope it isn't snowing your arse.....
;>)

I know you've been cooking others bacon sandwiches !!

Bacon sandwiches now that's different, I'll do a couple of
those for you but FEB's..No way Hose B
;>)

jimmyb, oh if it was only 3 feet deep I am not worried about that, i thought you meant real snow.

bunny,
thanks for the tea.

did i hear bacon sanis on the go - yes please bunny

me too please bunny darling :-)

OK bacon sarnies, if I make about a dozen and put them
on the counter you can all dig in as you want.
Spacie - bacon or bacon substitute?

Sorry... just stuffed all 12....

Well I spend so much time trying to keep fit that this is the only place I can stuff myself silly with fatty foods. Talking of which who's nicked the chocolate :-)

What chocolate........



;>)


Well it's one of the perks of the job!!!

Mmmm... bacon and chocolate
yummy

I wonder if Tesco really thought through their latest
campaign of 'buy one get one free savings'
because they are abbreviating it to
BOGOFS
Doesn't sound very polite does it
LOL
;>)

Shhhhhh.....choccie....


Ladies powder room, second wall cupboard on the right...
secret stash of chocolate reserved for us girlies


Shhhhh...just in case any of the guys hear....

hey... whats that.... chocolate and naked girls all in the one room... I thought this was a cafe not a university common room :-)

Dream on JS! LOL
Our powder room is reserved for ladies only...and our muscle
bound personal masseurs of course
;>)

Hi all,

I am supposed to be filling in a Insurance claim form to try and recover some of the money we lost from a Water Leak under the company carpark! (Aparently we aren't covered to get it fixed, only if it causes any damage - but if we don't fix it and it causes damage we won't be insured because we know there is a leak!)

I'm boreeeeeed - fed up - lovey day I want to sit outside with my wireless laptop.

So how is everyone ;-)?

Hello Little Woman!
Great to see you, I think we are all pretty much fine in here
we all still have incurable sillyiness and would still qualify
as a bunch of nutters but you know generally we are fine!
;>)

Sorry to hear about the insurance, its a bitch how they can say
that, but so often they do, it must have caused some damage
foundations of the car park? maybe soggy tyres?
Just a thought..

lol! I can just see their faces when receiving a claim for soggy tyres.

Never fear, Socco's here!

There's probably a few in here with soggy tyres..
Thanks for the directions top bunnie - it's been ages since I powdered anything.

There has to be a few jokes about 'worms' and 'tackle'.

I have been on jury service so I have been very busy. It didn't do my portfolio any good, but least I am about half in cash.

What a strange year in football:

Nobody expected Chelski to play like a team, but they did and won the PL,
Even the 'pool players don't know how the managed to win the CL,
The Goons started the season thinking they were unbeatable, playing great football - until they visited Old Trafford and then ended the season reverting to type - boring ArseNIL,
Newcastle sank like a stone,
Man Utd thought they had 4 strikers, but they were all injured so their scoring rate crashed, but despite expectations their defence didn't let in many.