Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with
fear."

Lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "big deal I only have to cough, and the entire planet
s***'s itself."

Good morning Baza, and welcome back.
jet-lag???? Posting at this time???
Alan

Morning Alan - yep - got back yesterday afternoon - but Goa is 5.5 hours ahead of UK - so my body clock says its 1pm at the moment - have been up since 5am.

Goa was wonderful daytime temperatures arounf 33 - night time around 24/25. I am basically a beach bum at heart so spent most of the time on the beach this year, reading and listening to music - something that I rarely get to do at home - having seen most of the sights in previous yeas. The beaches are wonderful, the hotels are ok - but good by Indian standards, the food is excellent and the people extremely frindly. The only criticism that I have is the amount of litter and rubbish that lies around - and plastic bags and bottles everywhere - matbe an opportunity for SEO ??

Baza

Bos - Many congratulations to you and the missus. Hope you get as much joy from your children as we have from ours. Well done

Baza

I'd love to see Goa, so I am jealous.
Went to Sri Lanka years ago and the people were so warm we felt like kings.
When you get through the SEO thread you'll see that too many products and opportunities is a problem for SEO (In the considered opinion of us know-it-alls) so I don't think we're looking for another one!!
Shame really, cos this morning I read that bottled water is getting polluted by deadly toxins that are leaching into it from the PLA based plastic bottles it is sold in. I wonder if Starpol contains the same toxins???
Alan

And so ends another day of delusions and shattered dreams.
None of my stocks announced the discovery of a cure for cancer or the secret of eternal life (not suprising really since I'm not in any Pharmaceuticals), so none of them have risen by 6 quizziollion%.
That means at least another day of working for a living. :-(((
Alan

brought my girls home today. i can look after them now. feel like i've won the lottery .... twice.


don't worry, i'll stop being a soft git soon enough and normal service will resume as normal :))

nothing like a bit of peace and quiet .......





and this is nothing like a bit of peace and quiet !!!!

Never mind, bos.
It will only be about 20 years and then you can look back and laugh about it.
Alan

And by that time you'll be skint.:-)

Of course, you could just ask your fillipino to do the night shift.

I dont think you can say that Al , its Fillipinoist .

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and eleven other bells began to ring

bos
You also have this to look forward to, I'm so jealous!!

oh driver, if you could only see me now .... just had an exorcist type experience !! i never knew it could go that far !!! luvin' it though :))

what a gorgeous day!! might even venture outside the house today :))

Thats a bad damp problem you've got in your back garden, Bos.

it's not the damp that's the problem; it's the nautica-clad popeyes that keep trespassing !! (i wish ..... )

jimmy b, wheres the birds?

dcb, there's some tits for you