CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Shhhhhh.....choccie....


Ladies powder room, second wall cupboard on the right...
secret stash of chocolate reserved for us girlies


Shhhhh...just in case any of the guys hear....

hey... whats that.... chocolate and naked girls all in the one room... I thought this was a cafe not a university common room :-)

Dream on JS! LOL
Our powder room is reserved for ladies only...and our muscle
bound personal masseurs of course
;>)

Hi all,

I am supposed to be filling in a Insurance claim form to try and recover some of the money we lost from a Water Leak under the company carpark! (Aparently we aren't covered to get it fixed, only if it causes any damage - but if we don't fix it and it causes damage we won't be insured because we know there is a leak!)

I'm boreeeeeed - fed up - lovey day I want to sit outside with my wireless laptop.

So how is everyone ;-)?

Hello Little Woman!
Great to see you, I think we are all pretty much fine in here
we all still have incurable sillyiness and would still qualify
as a bunch of nutters but you know generally we are fine!
;>)

Sorry to hear about the insurance, its a bitch how they can say
that, but so often they do, it must have caused some damage
foundations of the car park? maybe soggy tyres?
Just a thought..

lol! I can just see their faces when receiving a claim for soggy tyres.

Never fear, Socco's here!

There's probably a few in here with soggy tyres..
Thanks for the directions top bunnie - it's been ages since I powdered anything.

There has to be a few jokes about 'worms' and 'tackle'.

I have been on jury service so I have been very busy. It didn't do my portfolio any good, but least I am about half in cash.

What a strange year in football:

Nobody expected Chelski to play like a team, but they did and won the PL,
Even the 'pool players don't know how the managed to win the CL,
The Goons started the season thinking they were unbeatable, playing great football - until they visited Old Trafford and then ended the season reverting to type - boring ArseNIL,
Newcastle sank like a stone,
Man Utd thought they had 4 strikers, but they were all injured so their scoring rate crashed, but despite expectations their defence didn't let in many.

hello TIM welcome back, how is you worm and tackle? ;-)

Did you hang him/her TIM?

guilty, m'lud

Well I can't sit here eating baked beans all night, I gotta blow. Goodnight all.

Morning All, working from home today in Hastings all the snow that Jimmyb was talking about seems to have disappeared !

Morning Space, don't be too dissapointed, there is also no snow here in Yorkshire this morning.

Optomistic, thanks for that I feel better now, it always useful to know what weather isn't at various locations around the country. I might contact the weather centre and suggest they start adding this information to the new BBC weather maps. ;-)

Spaceman
I bet you spend more time in the garden than at the PC

Would be so useful Space, such bright ideas we have. I'll have a pot of tea and a danish (before Bunny grabs them all) Haven't heard any hopping about this morning, she must be due in soon.

Morning Jeff, in the office today or by the river bank?

Jeff, ;-) that would be nice but I dont really have a garden in Hastings, more like a 3x3 meter square of paving !


Optimistic, just noticed no fog in Hasting at the moment.