Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

nothing like a bit of peace and quiet .......





and this is nothing like a bit of peace and quiet !!!!

Never mind, bos.
It will only be about 20 years and then you can look back and laugh about it.
Alan

And by that time you'll be skint.:-)

Of course, you could just ask your fillipino to do the night shift.

I dont think you can say that Al , its Fillipinoist .

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and eleven other bells began to ring

bos
You also have this to look forward to, I'm so jealous!!

oh driver, if you could only see me now .... just had an exorcist type experience !! i never knew it could go that far !!! luvin' it though :))

what a gorgeous day!! might even venture outside the house today :))

Thats a bad damp problem you've got in your back garden, Bos.

it's not the damp that's the problem; it's the nautica-clad popeyes that keep trespassing !! (i wish ..... )

jimmy b, wheres the birds?

dcb, there's some tits for you

and a nice bit o' bush ;)

nice ass !!

See you're on top of things again.

oh yes!! here you go ...... just realised i haven't given you one for a while ;)

Mmmm nice ice.

What a funny old day.
My screen is completely blood red, and I thought i'd taken a hammering.
When I tot up the portfolio its only down 0.3%
Weird.

Oooooo, it's quiet in here!

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."