CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Um just scoffed a huge Apple pie and a gallon of custard, it was yummy. Wonder what it was doing on the bar ?

Oh rats! Guess he's lost the rope......






and yes that makes a change from me loosing the plot!
LOL ;>)

Whoever's in this evening keep your ears open for JS as he's
still lost down the hole and seems to have lost the rope to
get out. When he does, a large serving of apple pie and
custard is his.

Sees ya'll - enjoy your evenings!! :>)

oops, dont think JS will get that apple pie and custard ;-)

I am here, just not saying a lot. Are they Bramley apples in the pie?

I'm going to take my laptop and head for a hammock from where I'll reply to you in comfort, Socks ;)
But no looking over my shoulder.

I'm in the hammock Choccy, whisper sweet nothings in my ear!

That about sums me up today, Socks :)

It must be about time to say goodnight then. Let's hope tomorrow does better for us all. Goodnight Choccy.

Morning all, I am of up north today, hope my visa is still OK.

Take care Spacie, some difficult terrain up in these hills.

We'll send a search party for you Spacie if we don't hear from you
before Monday lunchtime! ;>)

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.


2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted



3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.



4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.



5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.



6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.



7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.



9. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.



10. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police



11. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.



12. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please



13. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 5



14. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.



15. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.



16. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A good start.



17. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash



18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever

See you are busy working hard Jeff, I only just had time to read it never mind write it :-))

LOL JeffMack! :>)

I'm taking a plate of prawn salad sarnies and a jam
sponge cake out onto the roof with my tea to sit in
the sun! :>)

Bunny it's a sloping roof :-)

Have you seen the size of my feet?
Put them sideways and job done, no sliding! :>)

Can I have some sponge cake on the ground floor please.

As long as you can catch! ;>)