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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

chocolat - 02 May 2006 13:16 - 4535 of 81564

Must be the little weener squished in the corner.

hewittalan6 - 04 May 2006 09:37 - 4536 of 81564

Spent last night playing a game of I-Spy with a bunch of surrealist impressionists.
Christ, that was a long game.

soul traders - 04 May 2006 09:59 - 4537 of 81564

very good, Al.

bosley - 04 May 2006 10:33 - 4538 of 81564

i spent last night watching some people blowing and then i had a good bang ;)

soul traders - 04 May 2006 10:35 - 4539 of 81564

You play drums in a brass band, I take it??

bosley - 04 May 2006 10:49 - 4540 of 81564

correct. your turn now .....
geez , it's quiet today.

soul traders - 04 May 2006 10:54 - 4541 of 81564

I played sidedrum in a marching band myself - there we were, thirty cadets in uniform, all banging and blowing for the Major.

Then I discovered the drumkit :o)

soul traders - 04 May 2006 10:55 - 4542 of 81564

I was due to see a gynaecologist today, but the appointment was cancelled. Devastated, is how I feel.

bosley - 04 May 2006 10:58 - 4543 of 81564

oh so much fun to be had paradiddling with yer flams 'n drags. i used to practice my single stroke for hours every night before i could perform a nice roll ;) and i wont even mention how many hours i put into practicing my double stroke .....

soul traders - 04 May 2006 11:02 - 4544 of 81564

I'm afraid the drumkit finished me as a marching drummer. So nice finally to have a comfy stool to sit on.

soul traders - 04 May 2006 13:50 - 4545 of 81564

BTW Bosley, if you ever want a real drumming treat, then check out "Top Secret Drum Corps". They're from Switzerland, and I saw them on German TV when they played the Edinburgh Tattoo (they're that good). I've never seen drumming and manoeuvres like it - breathtaking!!

Their website is www.topsecretbasel.ch and is all in German which is fine by me but might not be so good for everyone. The gallery is worth a look though.

bosley - 04 May 2006 14:17 - 4546 of 81564

st, very nice. no video though which would have been nicer .

incredible

dont know if you saw this last time i posted it. if not, it's well worth a look, but prepare to be amazed.

soul traders - 04 May 2006 14:21 - 4547 of 81564

Thanks Bos. I haven't seen it - if only I had a sound card so I could hear it!! (don't ask, my computer was very cheap).

My fave drum solo? Simon Phillips, "Indian Summer" on the Symbiosis album. IMHO some of the best sound engineering of drums too.

jammyjimmy - 04 May 2006 15:55 - 4548 of 81564

Joke of the Day


A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to
the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk
shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't
really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One
thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment They would all
go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert
it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and
has various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods
to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the
Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap
me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy
Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out
next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and
both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory
he claimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out
and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY
WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill,
UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED
him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as
gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He
was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out
of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Well, looking back on it, circumcision may not
have been the best way to start."

soul traders - 05 May 2006 10:18 - 4549 of 81564

:o)


Bosley, you said yesterday was quiet; today is soporific.

jimmy b - 05 May 2006 12:40 - 4550 of 81564

It can't go crazy every day ,we'd all be far too rich ,after all what would i want with a Ferrari and a Yacht in Monaco ,there just for shallow people .

bosley - 05 May 2006 12:42 - 4551 of 81564

gimme that any day , jimmy. shallow??? me???? as an ex once told me, there's more depth in spit.......

bosley - 05 May 2006 12:44 - 4552 of 81564

anyway, what's happened to the lingeriefest????

jimmy b - 05 May 2006 13:40 - 4553 of 81564

Sorry bos ,been busy ,so not had as much time to spend at the computer ,I'll have to try and find some fresh birds ,hows things anyway ? .

soul traders - 05 May 2006 13:44 - 4554 of 81564

Doin't want a Ferrari - planning to buy a house first!
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