CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

We'll send a search party for you Spacie if we don't hear from you
before Monday lunchtime! ;>)

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.


2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted



3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.



4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.



5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.



6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.



7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.



9. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.



10. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police



11. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.



12. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please



13. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 5



14. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.



15. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.



16. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A good start.



17. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash



18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever

See you are busy working hard Jeff, I only just had time to read it never mind write it :-))

LOL JeffMack! :>)

I'm taking a plate of prawn salad sarnies and a jam
sponge cake out onto the roof with my tea to sit in
the sun! :>)

Bunny it's a sloping roof :-)

Have you seen the size of my feet?
Put them sideways and job done, no sliding! :>)

Can I have some sponge cake on the ground floor please.

As long as you can catch! ;>)

Thunder storm starting here, going to switch off. Save me some crumbs. Bye for now.

What's a Chav?

Hello all, raining here too, as well also.

Just starting to go very dark here also...
OK a bottle of shiraz cab' for the bunny, nice little profit
just came my way via RDW!! :>)

I'm going ooop Norf for the weekend. I've got my passport, but does anybody know if I need a visa too? And should I pack winter clothes?

A Visa Card perhaps Hilary, you'll need it to buy a new set of tyres if you park anywhere.

Just bring plenty of empty shopping bags Hilary, lots of bargains up here.

Today is a strange day, I can't recall ever having another day where there is no red showing on my price updates. There is an old saying "blue and green should never be seen", but I'm quite happy with it on my portfolio.

Nice colours Socs and they will be there for another two days, hope they turn to pure blue Monday.

We look about to have a hell of a storm here now, I'm
heading for the warren - have a good weekend all!
:>)

Hils
You taking those nice hubcaps with the Lada.

Seems like the half the UK has been on hols this week. Can't remember it so quiet for a long time. :-(

Chill out weekend here cos its too hot for anything else. Now heading for an air-conditioned caff to get things rolling....

Have a great weekend everybody!