Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

My maths is ok Al ,i think its my animals and fruit im not up on i'll have another go .

It's an Ant munching on a Guava in Kazkhstan.

I'm off home

I've a tortoise with the biggest joint sitting inside a dutch cafe!

Al
I got this.

LOL !!! how did you think that one up ,,sure your not sitting with him .

jimmy

His sitting on my lap

Actually driver today i don't blame you.

This is more like it

Don't know which one i prefer .

Just remembered, I never brought you up to date on my weekend cricket exploits!!
I had wormed my way into the 1st XI, only for that match to be cancelled due to the pitch being under more water than the Marianas trench, while the 2nd XI won a fine victory at home.
Bloody typical. My day to shine and its all over cos of the weather. The 1st XI batsman I was replacing got 95 Not Out and will be back in the 1st XI next week and I'll go back down again. Life is so unfair.
Anyway, both teams are in round 2 of the cup and the 1st XI are unbeaten at the top of the league while us mere mortals have moved off the bottom and lie 2nd bottom.
Hoping the weather clears up enough that we don't need Jacques Cousteau as an umpire this weekend.
Alan

It's days like these that I could kick myself for not setting up a CFD account.

KD.

So, go ahead and do it or you'll be kicking yourself again in the future :o)

Yes, sir.

Sorry, K, I am a smartar5e.

I thought I had had a bad couple of days but I've just watched an internet video of a guy who turned up for a job interview at the BBC yesterday and, due to a mistake, wound up live on News 24, answering questions on the Apple court case, with the interviewer thinking he was some sort of music industry legal expert.
Now that is a tough interview.
Alan

That's all right Mr Soul T.

Found it amusing and to the point.

KD

> chuckle < :o)

commiserations to fundamentalist. hard to win with a ref like that!!!!!