Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

This is more like it

Don't know which one i prefer .

Just remembered, I never brought you up to date on my weekend cricket exploits!!
I had wormed my way into the 1st XI, only for that match to be cancelled due to the pitch being under more water than the Marianas trench, while the 2nd XI won a fine victory at home.
Bloody typical. My day to shine and its all over cos of the weather. The 1st XI batsman I was replacing got 95 Not Out and will be back in the 1st XI next week and I'll go back down again. Life is so unfair.
Anyway, both teams are in round 2 of the cup and the 1st XI are unbeaten at the top of the league while us mere mortals have moved off the bottom and lie 2nd bottom.
Hoping the weather clears up enough that we don't need Jacques Cousteau as an umpire this weekend.
Alan

It's days like these that I could kick myself for not setting up a CFD account.

KD.

So, go ahead and do it or you'll be kicking yourself again in the future :o)

Yes, sir.

Sorry, K, I am a smartar5e.

I thought I had had a bad couple of days but I've just watched an internet video of a guy who turned up for a job interview at the BBC yesterday and, due to a mistake, wound up live on News 24, answering questions on the Apple court case, with the interviewer thinking he was some sort of music industry legal expert.
Now that is a tough interview.
Alan

That's all right Mr Soul T.

Found it amusing and to the point.

KD

> chuckle < :o)

commiserations to fundamentalist. hard to win with a ref like that!!!!!

JOKE OF THE DAY

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat
in hospital talking to his mate.

"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold
digger?"




His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

cheers Bos

wasnt meant to be :-( could do without the hangover this morning tho

I was privileged to see the premier of The Davinci Code yesterday being a non-believer in any thing it went down well with me.

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/davincicode/psp/

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/thedavincicode/

Is that one of the fringe benefits of a job selling ice-cream at the Odeon, to make ends meet following a disasterous run on the portfolio!! ;-)
Alan

Al
Its not who you are but who you know.

Or what you know about who you know.
Blackmail has always worked well for me.

I think there was a bit of that come to think of it.

Don't know if anyones interested but I've got a full set of the Encyclopedia Britannica for sale. We don't need it anymore cos the wife knows bloody everything.