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Redemption city it is then Pete me old pal!

Which part was it of my post 42 you didn’t quite understand?

Was it the ‘virtual running’ bit! Or perhaps the removal of the plug from the wall socket! Or was it truly a case of ‘I couldn’t give a monkeys fuck, cos it aint my dosh I’m chuckin away!’

Tell you what though pal, grim aint gonna forget this little heap of wanton criminal neglect for some time to come, I’m looking for you pal, come the next AGM, “your gone!”, out the door you wont even have time to clear your desk!

Bob Diamond today, Peter Clarke tomorrow!

These idiots just can't get it right (or left even). Small gains always get dwarfed by big hits in one day. When will they get AHL more balanced instead of all bets one way!!!!

“LONDON--Man Group PLC (EMG.LN) on Tuesday said it has appointed Judy Saunders to advise on its U.K. institutional business as pension funds indicate they plan to boost allocations to hedge funds.”[1]

Here you go Pete me old ex-pal, why don’t you put Judy in charge of Pandora for a wee while, just show her where the on/off switch is located and she’ll be fine!

“The company has sought to blame volatile markets for AHL's troubles, in particular because it is a computer-driven futures trading model which, Man says, suffers when markets are unpredictable.”[1]

So a question, would you step out into a busy street blindfolded, if you knew the traffic was particularly ‘unpredictable’?


Reference: http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20120703-707972.html

FAO: Jon Aisbitt. Chairman

Hi there Jon, hows the chairmanship going along, nice and peaceful at the old meetings are we?
Now look grim’s bin thinking, how this for radical idea, we all know that Peter’s been a little, how shall we say, a little out of his depth with this AHL jobby over the past couple years, thanks to his misguided pleroma, well here’s the plan, why not remove said and replace him with Manny!
Our Mister Roman would bring a breath of fresh air into Man’s entrenched milieu, and as a younger and more dynamic force, he would be best placed to implement the difficult and unpopular decisions needed to shake up some of those bent on sending this company to the wall.
Consider the alternatives, we need action and we need it like yesterday.

Stay sharp,

grim

AHL down a staggering 1.7% for yesterday! ! ! !

Pandora has switched to terminal velocity!

Here you go Pete me old ex-pal, you’ll have something to explain away your AHL neglect now to our major shareholders!

“The Bank of England is expected to fire up its printing presses for a third round of economic stimulus later on Thursday just two months after shutting them down.”[1]

Small point of interest Pete, grim’s reckonin that you’ve only got about 300 days left as Man Group CEO, so get pilfering chap, but you don’t need me to tell you that do yuh, silly grim!

“Should the City have to digest yet further bad news from Man Group, dealers reckon that embattled chief executive Peter Clarke will have to walk the plank.” [2]

Reference: [1] http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/07/04/britain-boe-idINL6E8I441I20120704
[2] http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/markets/article-2168898/MARKET-REPORT-Man-Group-falls-amid-profit-warning-rumours.html#ixzz1zicEYkmg

Well, thanks for that Pete, broken down yet again in our latest bearish pennant, cheers!
What yuh recon on your leaving date header, don’t suppose you’d consider passin off early would yuh pal, oh, and take that fuckin Wrong with yuh, don’t you go leaving we party without takin that chimp with yuh, we don’t fuck’n wan’him skulking about the site!

Just a suggestion, but you might get more respect if every sentence of yours didn't include f**k. Much of what you say is probably correct and that fact that I am posting here proves that I read it, but it loses it's credibility because you think it's clever to resort to swearing. Just my opinion of course and others may disagree.

No that’s fine Harry, you see, my problem is that I become slightly illuminated at the sheer criminality of these fucks, sorry I mean individuals who endeavour to explain their virtuous neglect of this once well thought company!
I think swearing, in the right places, add’s a little colour to the tedious passages of my diatribe, you see, I really do want these fucks (there I go again), I mean criminals, to know that I have their number pegged completely, and to be quite honest, I wouldn’t like to think that I was that far up my own arse, that my pen holds any logical argument at all!


Thought for your day!

There is many a man who is unconsciously compelled to cling to a belief, because he is a “somebody” in some circle – and if he were to abandon that belief, he would find himself nobody at all!
A. E. Mander

AHL up 1.3% eh!

Grim steps back in fuck'n amazement!

Excuse my language Harry!

LOL! I can handle the odd one!

I’d like to get excited here!

AHL up 1.5% last Friday!

No, don’t do it grim, this party never fail to disappoint!

You’ve fucked ruined my share price once to often!

Interesting little chart I've deleloped, it suggest that the indicator is forecasting, 12 hours in advance, our daily AHL NAV return, will run it for a time to see how it performs.

That’s the last nine trading days that the plus or minus indicator has called our NAV! Only just though, perhaps they’re saving a bit back for next week eh!

I do not know what you are up to Grim
How do you calculate the Indicator -
is it how many hours in advance, and how do you get it ?

Are you sure that "bitch Pandora" is not just teasing you and letting you
run round in circles, with your own private black box ?

Morning Mr Kirkham, the indicator merely attempts to forecast 8 to 10 hours in advance the direction and magnitude of our previous days AHL NAV return, which if you note, is only provided for our delectation at or near the close of trade almost 24 hours too late!

I have taken numerous items from the Black-box trading basket, and brought them together in an attempt to ‘call’ our intraday sp, as there is, IMHO, a direct correlation between our daily AHL return and our daily closing share price.

One only needs to observe the carnage with which the brokers fucked hammered we party from the 2nd to the 5th of July after our AHL return –3.6% on the 29th June (only divulged at 17:00 on the 2nd July), had we have known this figure at 07:00 on the 2nd July a lot of investors might have chosen to sit out for a short spell!

Anyway, like I say, it’s merely a trial that will be run until I can see it’s of value, or it should be removed.

Thanks for your interest anyway,

Grim :@)

I see this mornings indicator is suggesting that today’s NAV return will be both positive, and of reasonable proportion, but we’ll see later!

Grim
Exactly what time do you want Clarke walking out the door -
Is it 5 . 30 pm, as the clock does not correspond the normal time.
Could he be forgiven if things improve ?