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Hil / Spacey - never worry about venturing north. Your friendly neighbourhood Al will often be about if your venturings reach the far side of the "wall". The tricky bit is the hordes in between! ;-))

Would I have to bring my own haggis, Big Al?

If it's only a haggis you have to bring Hils I'd count
that as fairly lucky! ;>)

Morning happy persons!
Spacie - how's today going after the crappola day yesterday?
Big Al - I want a friendly neighbourhood Al please!
Opto - hands off the last apricot danish - it's mine!
;>)

Bunny, too late!

Ohhhh you know this mean war!
(bugs bunny stare!)
;>)

morning all,

in central london watching the london eye out of the window, nice day here but it was freezing in Sevenoaks first thing.

bunny, Work isnt bad today either...

Going shopping now so will get some more apricot danish, can't do with these penetrating stares :-))

If going to the Highlands remember to pack full Kelvar body armour, face mask etc.






































and that's only to stop the midges stripping off your flesh!

Tell me about it! We went a few years ago, absolutely lovely but
for something so small, those midges have got a fearsome set of
gnashers! :>0

I've just got back from the pet shop with a haggis. That's got a fearsome set of gnashers too. Not bad for 40 but how do you tell if it's a boy or a girl?

Go back and get yourself another haggis, Hils - you'll soon find out.

Hil - you don't necessarily have to bring your own. Although protected in certain areas there are ways and means! ;-))

Those pet shop ones are a little interbred and can have personality problems. Free range are best. ;-0

Bunny - most friendly neighbourhood Al's can be rented, but the day rate can vary depending on demand. Of course, the earlier you book the cheaper they are. LOL!

Right, back to this office c**p!

I'll book mine then Al for 20th May 2010!
LOL

Breeding haggis - whatever next?
;>)

A Haggis with psychological problems, now that would be interesting.

I've mislaid my 5 year diary. ;-((

I'm going out again this afternoon to buy a special lead to keep the haggis on called a Jockstrap.

Free range haggis? Hmmm. Wonder if I could get it to lay eggs too.

Breeding, free-range complete with own jockstrap
the mind boggles!
LOL ;>)

Don't worry Al, I'll remind you! ;>)

Just think, Bunny ........ you'd then be able to put Poached Haggis Eggs on the menu.

I'm having difficulty picturing you hanging on to a jockstrap, Hils.