CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Going shopping now so will get some more apricot danish, can't do with these penetrating stares :-))

If going to the Highlands remember to pack full Kelvar body armour, face mask etc.






































and that's only to stop the midges stripping off your flesh!

Tell me about it! We went a few years ago, absolutely lovely but
for something so small, those midges have got a fearsome set of
gnashers! :>0

I've just got back from the pet shop with a haggis. That's got a fearsome set of gnashers too. Not bad for 40 but how do you tell if it's a boy or a girl?

Go back and get yourself another haggis, Hils - you'll soon find out.

Hil - you don't necessarily have to bring your own. Although protected in certain areas there are ways and means! ;-))

Those pet shop ones are a little interbred and can have personality problems. Free range are best. ;-0

Bunny - most friendly neighbourhood Al's can be rented, but the day rate can vary depending on demand. Of course, the earlier you book the cheaper they are. LOL!

Right, back to this office c**p!

I'll book mine then Al for 20th May 2010!
LOL

Breeding haggis - whatever next?
;>)

A Haggis with psychological problems, now that would be interesting.

I've mislaid my 5 year diary. ;-((

I'm going out again this afternoon to buy a special lead to keep the haggis on called a Jockstrap.

Free range haggis? Hmmm. Wonder if I could get it to lay eggs too.

Breeding, free-range complete with own jockstrap
the mind boggles!
LOL ;>)

Don't worry Al, I'll remind you! ;>)

Just think, Bunny ........ you'd then be able to put Poached Haggis Eggs on the menu.

I'm having difficulty picturing you hanging on to a jockstrap, Hils.

true but the jockstrap would be a tad chewy I would think!

Don't go there, bunnie ;)

Err yes true Choccie, very true! ;>)

Saved by Choccy there Bunny. I've been out looking for apricot danish, non to be found anywhere.

;-)))))

Excuses, excuses Opto!
;>)

Al - those chins are increasing - no danish for you!
;>)