Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Its some sort of code between chocolat and bos ,i'm trying to unravel it.

Cigarettes (Phillip Morris) Cigars, cars, hmm, don't know....I think you're gonna need the Enigma cipher machine Jimmy!

ESMU? Is that an Emu with a crooked neck? Can it be smoked in one of the rooms in Bosley's plan? I think you've cracked it Jimmy!

Jimmy, nip over and have a look - I think you'll find Chocolat and Bosley in Chelsea Flower Show, eating smoked emu sarnies.

cheers :))



mmmmmmmmmmm!!!

oooooooooo!!!! look!!!!

Your worrying me bos !

Actually, you might have a point there jimmy.

The other day when bos was delivering a shedload of his band's CDs to the Priory, he stopped to ask the manager what was the criterion that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised (like you do).

"Well," said the manager, "we fill up a bathtub and then we offer a thong, a bottle of fabric softener and a salami to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said bos, "a normal person would put the thong on, empty the bottle and use that to empty the bath whilst eating the salami."

"Err, no," the manager replied, "a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

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wow!! there's some force squirting mr smiley out of the bath, isn't there!!! what other tricks did you learn in thailand?? ;)

Nah that was Trinidad bos :)
... where they had biiig crabs and coconuts.

having crabs aint really summat to brag about even if they were biig !! ;)
you going to be shoutingfor t n t during the world cup then ?

And blowing bubbles bos ;)

lucky bubbles ........ ;)

Do i have to pay 1.50 a minute to come on here now ??