Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Jimmy, nip over and have a look - I think you'll find Chocolat and Bosley in Chelsea Flower Show, eating smoked emu sarnies.

cheers :))



mmmmmmmmmmm!!!

oooooooooo!!!! look!!!!

Your worrying me bos !

Actually, you might have a point there jimmy.

The other day when bos was delivering a shedload of his band's CDs to the Priory, he stopped to ask the manager what was the criterion that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised (like you do).

"Well," said the manager, "we fill up a bathtub and then we offer a thong, a bottle of fabric softener and a salami to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said bos, "a normal person would put the thong on, empty the bottle and use that to empty the bath whilst eating the salami."

"Err, no," the manager replied, "a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Err, edited ;)

wow!! there's some force squirting mr smiley out of the bath, isn't there!!! what other tricks did you learn in thailand?? ;)

Nah that was Trinidad bos :)
... where they had biiig crabs and coconuts.

having crabs aint really summat to brag about even if they were biig !! ;)
you going to be shoutingfor t n t during the world cup then ?

And blowing bubbles bos ;)

lucky bubbles ........ ;)

Do i have to pay 1.50 a minute to come on here now ??

have i still got the other bit of that leopard?

There's a wobbly bit somewhere in there now.

food was great but tiger and ron and sam buka didn't give it a chance make the journey complete. been praying all morning !!!!

And what was the answer?

Glorious day.
Going to Bedford Autodrome today, to spend tomorrow driving some ludicrously fast cars!!!
Day includes Nissan 350Z, Caterham superlight, Jaguar JP1 Le Mans car and some kind of F1 motor. This is going to be one of the best days out I ever had.
If I survive, I will no doubt enthuse about it all when i get back on Wednesday. Just not looking forward to setting off all that way at lunchtime today.
Have fun with the stockpicking and this threads enigmatic and cryptic messages.
Alan

Al i'm really envious , it sounds like a Jonathon Palmer day ? and i want to drive that Jaguar jp1 ,fantastic, ,enjoy yourself and tell us about it when your back .