Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

At the chemists, a man asked to talk to a male pharmacist.



The lady at the counter said that she herself was the pharmacist, and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no male employees.



She then asked how she could help. The man said that it was something he would be more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.



She reminded him that she was completely professional, and he could speak to her in the utmost confidence.



"This is tough for me to discuss," he said, "but I have a permanent erection. So I was wondering what you could give me for it."



"Just a minute", said the pharmacist, "I'll go and consult my sister."



She returned a few minutes later and said: "We discussed this at length. The absolute best we can do is: one-third ownership of the shop, a company car,
and 2,000 a month living expenses."

COME ON ENGERLAND.

goldfinger
COME ON where to?

well i hope you all had a good summer. absolutely pissing down , thunder storms , the lot in bolton at the mo.

Its nice on the south coast bos ,although we need the rain down here.

I'm sure the weather won't spoil boz's sunny countenance.
Looks like its heading over this side of the pennines when you've finished with it Boz.

well it's gone now, should be coming your way soon , alan. it looks like the weather is improving. i hope so. might be going to manchester tonight to watch the italy game on the big screen. just depends on the weather really.

btw, happy birthday , driver !!!!

something for the ladies :))

something for the ladies cos i'm in a really good mood. type your name in the box , turn the volume up loud and press enter ........

Well I've had better days

Only BAA & ULT blue in my portfolio now :0( Driver has at least got a birthday to celebrate! Still, the way I look at it is that there are now some good investment oportunities :0) Got no spare cash though :0(

Right, all round to Drivers for a serious drinking session and gentlemans party.
I'll bring the inflatable sheep and the industrial meths, Kim can you manage the catering.
A large bag of twiglets should just about do it.
Alan

Erm, I could bring a real sheep if you'd prefer!
kim

Nah. You can't get lipstick on the real ones.

Al ,you don't know what your doing ,of course you can get make up on a sheep ,it's what iv'e been told anyway.


It's a bloodbath out there , lets see what the yanks do this week it could easily turn around .

I reckon it would be easier to turn a sheep around Jimmy, or is that what you meant?!
kim

I do like mine with long hair.

Ooooo! she's a cheeky on one the right. I had a relationship with a girl like her once but in the end she gave me the cold shoulder then I got the chop.
kim

Is that Wales answer to Bob Marley and the Wailers???

No Alan, it the Welsh Rugby Union's answer to the next match against the Baa Baas.

What a terrible day for the markets ,,time for a bit of Cindy i think .