Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I'm sure the weather won't spoil boz's sunny countenance.
Looks like its heading over this side of the pennines when you've finished with it Boz.

well it's gone now, should be coming your way soon , alan. it looks like the weather is improving. i hope so. might be going to manchester tonight to watch the italy game on the big screen. just depends on the weather really.

btw, happy birthday , driver !!!!

something for the ladies :))

something for the ladies cos i'm in a really good mood. type your name in the box , turn the volume up loud and press enter ........

Well I've had better days

Only BAA & ULT blue in my portfolio now :0( Driver has at least got a birthday to celebrate! Still, the way I look at it is that there are now some good investment oportunities :0) Got no spare cash though :0(

Right, all round to Drivers for a serious drinking session and gentlemans party.
I'll bring the inflatable sheep and the industrial meths, Kim can you manage the catering.
A large bag of twiglets should just about do it.
Alan

Erm, I could bring a real sheep if you'd prefer!
kim

Nah. You can't get lipstick on the real ones.

Al ,you don't know what your doing ,of course you can get make up on a sheep ,it's what iv'e been told anyway.


It's a bloodbath out there , lets see what the yanks do this week it could easily turn around .

I reckon it would be easier to turn a sheep around Jimmy, or is that what you meant?!
kim

I do like mine with long hair.

Ooooo! she's a cheeky on one the right. I had a relationship with a girl like her once but in the end she gave me the cold shoulder then I got the chop.
kim

Is that Wales answer to Bob Marley and the Wailers???

No Alan, it the Welsh Rugby Union's answer to the next match against the Baa Baas.

What a terrible day for the markets ,,time for a bit of Cindy i think .

Mmm, that Crawford is a bit of a cracker.

Ding dong.

great pic of cindy, jimmy. i've been looking for somewhere to park this ;)

Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her
tears, he asked her to make love with him.

Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Doreen
agreed and again they made love.

Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey?
Please? Just one more time before I die?" She agreed, then afterward she
rolled over and fell asleep.

Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on
the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could
we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have
to get up in the morning! You don't."

Sorry - but I thought it was funny !!!!