Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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It is just before England v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.



Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team

mates looking a bit glum.



"What's up?" he asks.



"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know

it's important but it's only England. They're always sh*te and we just

can't be bothered".



Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them by

myself, you lads go down the pub."



So Ronaldinho goes out to play England all by himself and the rest of

the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.



After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the

landlord to put the TV on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads



Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes).



He is beating England all by himself.



Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone

remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put

the TV on again.



Result from the Stadium Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1

(Beckham 89 minutes).



They can't believe it; he has single handedly got a draw against

England!!



They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho.



They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his

head in his hands.



He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down boys, I've let you

down."



"Don't be daft; you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And

they only scored at the very, very end!"



"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"

Bit dead over here ,,cheer up Wimbledon starts today

Have you asked her if you can be her ball boy Jimmy?
kim

That looks like 2 pictures stuck together.
Waist down is Geoff Capes and the waist up is Karen Carpenter.

When did Geoff Capes start shaving his legs?

I think she's just coming on for Italy..oh, sorry it's Totti not Totty.

jimmy
I can't what.

There's definitely chalk dust in the one on the top right Driver, I think the ball was just in.

kim
Going to have me tea

I think you'll enjoy your tea more than the Aussies Driver! Who would have thought that Totty/Totti would have scored!
kim

The wifes got a bet on at here work for Italy to win the cup , we shall see.

Joke

Sue: "See that woman over there? She's been married four times- once to a milionaire; then to an actor;third, to a minister;and last to an undertaker."

Sal: "I know! One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."

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Saw the Pet shop Boys yesterday at the Tower of London in the moat excellent show Al was you there Im sure that was you in that nice latex number.


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http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html

If you haven't seen the diet coke/minto video yet, take a look!!
kim

Alan on his holls

Alan, who was holidaying from England on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outa style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Alan hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. But everybody on the beach looked disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away and laughing, So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate....the potato goes in the front!"

Hi Guys,
With all the uncertainty around stocks and oil, I thought it my duty to cheer you all up by reminding you its only 164 days to Christmas.
Smile.
Alan

:o(
Hope you had a good holiday Alan, any cricket in mexico?
kim

Nah, just loads of Beach Volleyball.
Played that every day in 100 degrees plus as my mornings fitness regime. What a fantastic detox!! Sweating all the nights beer out and topping up with the old "agua sin gas".
This was my beach bum holiday, interspersed with a bit of Mayan pyramid climbing and reef exploring.
Top notch place, fantastic people, great shopping for the missus, oodles of Tequila. One downside for anyone visiting (or maybe not, depends on your tastes) is that Playa Del Carmen, Cancun and Cozumel are spain for the yanks, which means the food and entertainment is aimed squarely at the yankee dollar. This equates to the entertainment being juvenile and the food being fairly bland and fat rich.
Get out and about a bit more and the food is very good and tasty.
All in all it can go on my recommendations list.
Wondering about next year now.
I have the whole of August to spoil myself and I am pondering either a long cruise or a Grand Tour of Europe in an RV.
Nice to be back though and raring for tommorows cricket match / humiliation.
Alan