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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

driver - 26 Jun 2006 17:32 - 4731 of 81564

jimmy
I can't what.

kimoldfield - 26 Jun 2006 17:35 - 4732 of 81564

There's definitely chalk dust in the one on the top right Driver, I think the ball was just in.

driver - 26 Jun 2006 17:40 - 4733 of 81564

kim
Going to have me tea

kimoldfield - 26 Jun 2006 17:54 - 4734 of 81564

I think you'll enjoy your tea more than the Aussies Driver! Who would have thought that Totty/Totti would have scored!
kim

driver - 26 Jun 2006 21:06 - 4735 of 81564

The wifes got a bet on at here work for Italy to win the cup , we shall see.

Bluelady - 27 Jun 2006 01:24 - 4736 of 81564

Joke

Sue: "See that woman over there? She's been married four times- once to a milionaire; then to an actor;third, to a minister;and last to an undertaker."

Sal: "I know! One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."

driver - 27 Jun 2006 17:35 - 4737 of 81564

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driver - 29 Jun 2006 17:59 - 4738 of 81564

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driver - 30 Jun 2006 21:10 - 4739 of 81564

Saw the Pet shop Boys yesterday at the Tower of London in the moat excellent show Al was you there Im sure that was you in that nice latex number.


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kimoldfield - 01 Jul 2006 12:38 - 4740 of 81564

http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html

If you haven't seen the diet coke/minto video yet, take a look!!
kim

driver - 06 Jul 2006 17:32 - 4741 of 81564

Alan on his holls

Alan, who was holidaying from England on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outa style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Alan hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. But everybody on the beach looked disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away and laughing, So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate....the potato goes in the front!"

hewittalan6 - 14 Jul 2006 18:52 - 4742 of 81564

Hi Guys,
With all the uncertainty around stocks and oil, I thought it my duty to cheer you all up by reminding you its only 164 days to Christmas.
Smile.
Alan

kimoldfield - 14 Jul 2006 18:57 - 4743 of 81564

:o(
Hope you had a good holiday Alan, any cricket in mexico?
kim

hewittalan6 - 14 Jul 2006 19:32 - 4744 of 81564

Nah, just loads of Beach Volleyball.
Played that every day in 100 degrees plus as my mornings fitness regime. What a fantastic detox!! Sweating all the nights beer out and topping up with the old "agua sin gas".
This was my beach bum holiday, interspersed with a bit of Mayan pyramid climbing and reef exploring.
Top notch place, fantastic people, great shopping for the missus, oodles of Tequila. One downside for anyone visiting (or maybe not, depends on your tastes) is that Playa Del Carmen, Cancun and Cozumel are spain for the yanks, which means the food and entertainment is aimed squarely at the yankee dollar. This equates to the entertainment being juvenile and the food being fairly bland and fat rich.
Get out and about a bit more and the food is very good and tasty.
All in all it can go on my recommendations list.
Wondering about next year now.
I have the whole of August to spoil myself and I am pondering either a long cruise or a Grand Tour of Europe in an RV.
Nice to be back though and raring for tommorows cricket match / humiliation.
Alan

jimmy b - 14 Jul 2006 20:03 - 4745 of 81564



Welcome back Al ,beach volleyball ,my favourite sport ,superb athletes .

hewittalan6 - 14 Jul 2006 20:23 - 4746 of 81564

Thats me on the left and the missus on the right.

kimoldfield - 14 Jul 2006 20:25 - 4747 of 81564

Sounds great Alan, after all that fitness stuff we will be expecting to hear of a resounding win for your eleven!!
Nice picture Jimmy - which one are you Alan?!
kim

kimoldfield - 14 Jul 2006 20:26 - 4748 of 81564

Damn, too slow on the keyboard again!!!!
kim

driver - 14 Jul 2006 20:55 - 4749 of 81564

I see Al's back then.

hewittalan6 - 14 Jul 2006 21:09 - 4750 of 81564

Hey, Senior. Life is cheap in these parts. uh.
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