Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

oops didnt mean to bold and underline all that

sorry

Bosley, do you own a brewery? I had a pint of bitter the other day, it was named 'Bosley Cloud' - a very nice pint it was too!

I would bring back the death penalty for taking two spaces in a car park.
That really frosts my nuts.

Kim,
No but he is a major customer. The cloud refers to the after effects.

Marc, have you just had a few pints of Bosley Cloud?!

I agree that we are too soft on criminals.

Apparently frosty nuts are bad for you Alan, shredded wheat is healthier!

So I take it that you are recommending that particular libation, Kim?
I was going to join CAMRA but didn't incase I got ripped off.
I once joined Greenpeace to Save the Whales.
I saved 15 whales, had to move house to store them all, and when I rang to see if I had enough to send in for a prize I got a snotty letter and a visit from the RSPCA.
Ungrateful bunch.

Tis an interesting new topic, for our delictation.
For what would we re-introduce the death penalty.
Taking 2 spaces in a car park and wilfull stupidity gets my vote. So does wearing a burberry baseball cap.
Any more takers?

I would happily accept that libation any time Alan!

I once misunderstood the meaning of SOS, thought it meant Save our Soles; I now have 25 million pairs of old shoes stacked up in my garage.

Dropping chewing gum on the street or sticking it on a chair is another one.
In Leeds, there are 2 heinous crimes that are currently feeling the full majesty of the judicial process. The local council are handing down the highest possible sentances in order to set an example and deter others.
I refer of course to people driving at 32mph or dropping used cigarette ends on the streets, the bastards.
If the clampdown works they may even start on theives, rapists and murderers.

To bring back the death penalty for case where there is no doubt should be a no brainer - for example - you sat at your desk and the cleaner walks into the office and kills the person oppersite you. You saw it, as did everyone else in the office. There is no doubt, I dont care if he had a teddy bear or not as a child, he deserves to die.
As for killing people who take up 2 parking spaces im not so sure, maybe take away HER driving licence.

Death penalty for:-
Not getting out of my way in the supermarket when I want to push my overloaded trolley down the aisle.
Wearing a hair piece which does not match the colour of what little hair is left.
Taking the last space in a car park when I wanted it.
Is being Prime Minister being a tad unfair?

only if your pretending to be a prime minister like blair and his puppet cabinet

Marc .......what have you said? HER driving licence? The girlies are going to get you now!! Mind you, on reflection, how my wife was allowed one is beyond my comprehension!

DP for - Issuing driving licences to women. :0)

we need a new party ' The Common Sense Party'

Main Aims.

Reintroduction of the death penalty
Close the borders and control immigration properly
Bin the NHS
Make people claiming benifits work for it
Make larger, bacardi and fags free.
Make it illegal to robs me blind with interest and charges on my credit cards

If we re-introduced the death penalty for the crime of being an American, almost everything in the world would be solved overnight.
I would also re-introduce it for people who sit in the smoking area of a pub or restaraunt and then moan at me for having a quiet ciggy.
On the subject of which, notices have gone up around the world famous Jimmy's hospital saying that from 31/08/2006, smoking will be banned, even in the grounds and smoking shelters. This is to protect staff patients and visitors.
Ahem. High horse time.
The effects of passive smoking are not even vaugely proven to be harmful. In fact the effects of having a pet budgie or eating lettuce are statistically more detrimental to health. but this is in the open air for christs sake. In a smoking shelter. What is a non smoker doing there????
Whoever wrote this policy would also receive an invitation to sit down on my electric chair.
Alan

BTW. This is the same Jimmy's that has supported creating buildings where one can safely go and inject the gross national product of Columbia into your arm, without risk of the local police getting you or catching an infection.
Alice in Wonderland policies.

Look forward to other ideas, when I get back. Got a meeting to attend now, and the first person to ask me not to smoke in it, gets fired.
I'm CEO and I'll do whatever I want, so bo11ox to all of them.
Alan

Bloody CEO's most of need a good chinning to bring down a peg or 10