Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Didn't know you could read Japanese, Bos.

Or are you merely "turning Japanese"?

Eh?

changed it. thought it was a bit too risque for these boards.

I've got problems with my browser! Bosley, I promise you that a moment ago it appeared you had posted the fromt cover of a very saucy Japanese Manga comic on this thread. Now it has turned into a "Thug Rock" skull and crossbones.

Or have I simply been at too much of the orange squash again?

Aha, all becomes clear.

Thanks for injecting a moment of excitement into my day.

Can I have some of your orange squash please.

In the supermarket with his dad, a little boy was flipping a 10p piece into the air and then catching it with his teeth. Someone bumped the little boy at the wrong moment and the 10p came down and lodged in the boy's throat.

The boy starts to choke and his father starts hollering for help.

A middle aged man hears the commotion, casually puts his trolley to the side, straightens his coat and tie, and makes his way to the boy and his father.

"Excuse me, sir," the man tells the father. The man reaches down to the still standing (but still choking) boy, carefully takes hold of the kid's testicles, and squeezes gently but firmly.

After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the 10p, which the man catches in his free hand. The man releases the boy and walks back over to his trolley.

After making sure his son is ok, the father walks over to the man and thanks him profusely for saving his son's life. "I've never, ever seen anyone do that before -- that's absolutely amazing! Tell me, are you a Doctor?"

"Oh good heavens, no," replied the slightly embarrassed man. "I work for the Inland Revenue."

how's the grub?

scrummy :)

Go on - bite the 'ead off

oh come on!! stop being such a pig teaser ;)

Why is that man about to shoot that nice young lady's boob off?

alan, can you think of a better place to point yer big, fully loaded weapon ?