Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

scrummy :)

Go on - bite the 'ead off

oh come on!! stop being such a pig teaser ;)

Why is that man about to shoot that nice young lady's boob off?

alan, can you think of a better place to point yer big, fully loaded weapon ?

bos
you still up

Thats it.

Is anyone here going to Clerkenwell tomorrow????

who??

Clerkenwell, Bos.
They are having a sponsored charity event there tomorrow, in a converted photography studio. Its a sponsored ****. the media are calling it a masturbate-a-thon.
I can think of a few on these boards who I was convinced would have an invite.
They are hoping someone can break the world records of 6 hrs 20 mins for a woman and 8 and a half hours for a man.
Volunteers????
Alan

Have you got a hand in it Alan?
kim

Not a whole hand, obviously.

8.5 hours, though? Talk about repetitive strain injury!

Here's the full article:

http://www.24dash.com/content/news/viewNews.php?navID=47&newsID=8284

I've just had an awful thought.
most charity events (and channel 4 programmes) have b-list celebrities to host them and take part.
What if the charity has hired Christopher biggins and Jo Brand.
If Jo Brand is there "taking part" I absolutely garauntee to beat the 8.5 hour record. It will take me longer than that to find the damn thing.
Alan

I want to know how they check you're not cheating. I mean, there you are, oscillating feverishly and they assume you're imagining getting stuck in a lift with all the female members of Vanilla Ninja (Who are they?), whereas meantime you could be deliberately thinking of something depressing in order to delay things. Such as SEO's chart, for example.

Al, maybe Vanilla Ninja will be there to provide something musically uplifting.

I've got to say, if you made this story up, no-one would believe it!!!
I cannot, for the life of me, imagine visiting family,friends and neighbours and saying;
"I'm off to London for a w**k, fancy sponsoring me by either the minute or fluid ounce"???