moron xxxxxxxxx
got nowt better to do
idiot xxx
sad xxxxxxxxxx
rose tinted spectacles x
when news starts coming xxxxx
cooked up
100% rise xxx
200% rise
300% rise
400% rise
500% rise
600% rise
700% rise x
800% rise
900% rise
1000% rise
farce
waste of time xxx
complete washout x
cry baby cry
loser xxx
desperate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
find another job
sour grapes


Dil
Wales
lose

ROTFLKKJGSSJHB (not necessarily in that order)

loverat (Alan's special name) xxxxxxxx

HOUSE!!

Ok - I've updated the header :)

Oh and I might have forgotten to mention that the use of the r****r word is temporarily suspended on this thread as it has recently raised issues of a sensitive nature to at least one poster.

So that's left me with no alternative, Alan.
I'm afraid I'll have to disqualify your entry :)

Chocolat,
In honour of the noble and ermined lord bling, can I suggest ROTFLKKJGSSJHB, or whatever it is that he and other ne'erdowells end their posts with?
Please?
Alan

Re; When news starts coming.
Can I nominate post 1094 on the DMR thread?

You certainly can Alan :)
Just spotted another - but I'll let you call it :o)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury. I submit for your attention the Dmr thread posts 1105 (Expect news next week), 1117 (Sad and desperate), 1120 (Desperado), 1126 (Expect RNS next week) and post 1128 (Desperate).
Strangely all these came from the same poster, which means this particular poster is probably now winning on points despite my opus major (post 4, above) attempt to put the competition out of reach to all but the most ardent.
I urge the jury to find the accused guilty of over enthusiastic cliche-ing.

do i get a prize for spotting the best foghorn leghorn impression so far?




SueHelen - 28 Jan 2006 14:11 - 1120 of 1141
Desperado Gausie.....I say desperado Gausie...

And I thought it was Fred Elliott, Ashley, I said I thought it was Fred Elliott.

lol. either or then!!

"SueHelen - 28 Jan 2006 15:53 - 1145 of 1145
Rattled my fuck as well. "



now there's a phrase you dont see very often.

Please. I'm begging you Bosley, don't find an illustration for that one!!!
By the way. I am now officially a deramper. You may be too, by association.
What fun.

And will you lot please keep up with the count here.
I know I can't :S

Irony of Ironies.
Desperado crops up on the pump and dump thread!!
You couldn't make it up!!!

yeah love rat hewitt.....

Excuse me? I realise I must be the object of your desires, they way you follow me around, but love rat?
Sadly, your love for me is not returned.

Have the last word hewitt...you won't be having it next week.

Next week always promises so much, yet somehow always leaves one feeling slightly unfulfilled and anti-climactic

Idiot - squelched - hewitt - loverat - waste of time.

Talking of Ramps, here is way of recovering wasted energy with a Ramp.

ElectroKinetic Road Ramp

Could be useful on certain highways and byways here.

alan , a loverat? whatever will H say?