Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

oh cum on !!! i cannot believe how this thread has dribbled into this messy state. someone get a spurt on and post something to erect the tone before mam get a grip and start fingering people for being rude. i'm going to shuffle off back to work. i do hope this is the end of it and all this talk of self-abuse, (i'm catholic), hasn't rubbed people up the wrong way ;)

Stop whining.
Get a stiff upper lip, for gawds sake.
Anyway, my monkey has been naughty, the bishop needs a seeing to and I have some army memorabilia to polish.
alan

Sorry Bos, I shall take myself in hand at once.

Can't help noticing the replies are all using euphamisms.
On the subject of masturbation, could we be accused of beating around the bush?
Alan

A euphemism is a substitute for something embarassing (such as spelling euphemism with an 'a'). ;-o). Sorry Alan, couldn't resist that!!
kim

Everyone will be bushed after the marathon!
kim

Off to Majorca its getting a bit chilly here should be about 34c when we get there keep all the shares on hold till I get back.

kimoldfield - 04 Aug 2006 16:19 - 5014 of 5016
A euphemism is a substitute for something embarassing (such as spelling euphemism with an 'a'). ;-o). Sorry Alan, couldn't resist that!!
kim


Theres always someone who wants to blow there own trumpet.

Don't believe you, Driver.
We all think you are spending tomorrow in a converted photographic studio in London and will then not be able to type for a week, while your arm recovers.
;-)
Alan

There's nothing like a good blow Alan!
kim

Al
When I get back I've got one week at home then Italy.

You just want to tick me off.
I'm going to be stuck here, slaving over a hot keyboard, while you enjoy wine, women and song.
life is just so unfair.

driver, you have more holidays than alan whicker !!!

More time off than Rip Van Winkles alarm clock!!!

yesterday i was ...



today i've been ....



now

Italy, my favourite country, food, wine and yes...........erm, my wife is looking so that will be.....song.
kim

wtf is an obber?

1. obber 1 thumb up

(adj.)To be at an extreme, or to have much.

When Bos came home from Clerkenwell he was obber knackered.

tags: very much many a lot plentiful
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only 1 thumb up?