Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Reminds me of a line in Bill Bryson's "Down Under".

(The scene: a hotel breakfast room after a long night in an Aussie bar).

"Why have you got your eyes closed?"

"Because I'm afraid that if I open them, I'll bleed to death."

Grim isn't it ? VOG just keeps going down and down and down. ! pass the razor blades.... ..

Skyhigh, this is no time to be doing a line of coke.

it's more than a line that he needs ;)

More Crack than Harlem

Just got back from a round of golf and I am knackered!!
15th hole. 400 yard par 4, and from tee to green it is up a hill so steep mountain goats have to be roped together for safety.
thats my excuse for being crap anyway.

it wasn't the heaton park course that you played, was it? they give you sherpas there instead of caddies.

Nah. Middleton park in Leeds.
Little municipal course, but the 15th is fondly known as "Angina Hill".

ah, go on !!

Thnaks for that, Bos.
It's nice to see a pictoral representation of an SEO RNS.
Alan

alan, try this for vague news

click on vague news

Hi all,
something that i am trying to do to raise money for charity.
If you visit www.swapz.co.uk , go onto collectables then autographs.
My one is Ruud van Nistelrooy
please have a look
Dexter

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Nothing to get excited about, bos. Its only a very posh menu.

I'm not normally one to get serious on this much respected thread, but a huge round of appreciation for our anti-terrorist boys (and girls), following this mornings news. They do a difficult and dangerous job, and if reports are true, they have won a major victory for which we should all be grateful.
Alan

Damn quiet on these threads......

You could almost hear a pin drop.

Morning, Bos.
Re our discussion on Golden Crosses;
The golden cross did occur on HYC, as predicted, and was followed by.........(pause for effect and drum roll)..........the share price suddnenly stopping its meteoric rise!!
Methinks either I don't understand the nature of the golden cross, or typically, my stock is the exception that proves the rule.
Ho-hum.
alan

Couldn't agree more, Al, regarding the police and their splendid success in foiling the terrorist bomb plot. Hopefully this and the accompanying 25 arrests will send a signal to the terrorists that our securtiy forces are well-equipped to deal with this kind of threat.

Bos, I've been trying to get hold of a copy of that film for ages - where did you find it?

Just one thing - I'll need it in Betamax format if that's ok.