Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

:o) LOL. I hope your daughter is not, say, four years old, cos that would be scary.

I like the line from 'Something's Gotta Give' by Aerosmith, "Does the noise in my head bother you?"

Shes 13, which is even scarier, because she has that look that teenagers give to adults.
You know, the one that says "There are less worthy things in the world than you, but not as many as you might imagine".
That look when the t-shirt is on has me reaching for the whisky and checking the brake pipes on my car.
Alan

I'm quaking in my boots just imagining it, Al.

I'm sure she loves her Dad really, though. Her cutting your brake lines is just her way of getting Daddy's attention.

my daughter has a t shirt that says, i love my daddy. (awwww.) while i can still get her to wear things like that i will. she also has another one that says, i like to watch football with my daddy....... and she does. she loved sitting on my knee , watching the world cup with me. not that i'm brainwashing her or anyfink or trying to get in there early so i'm not outvoted and have to sit through every feckin reality show on telly for the next 20 years !!!! i mean, there's only so much love island that a man can take !!!

Posting from marjorca only 34c here hope your not missing me.

Missing you desperately, Driver. And if you're up to a 34C you must have had those implants you were telling me about!!
Alan

Boiling here driver ,,must be in the high 90's ,wer'e all on the beach.

what a week!! what a result!!

That's enough boasting about tropical temperatures - here in Germany the temperatures have dropped so far I had to put the gas heating on yesterday!

Could be good news for my investment in EOG Warrants though!

Anyone want a sweetie?

I've found out where our money goes to waste on scientists.
We are paying for them all to go to Prague to discuss whether or not Pluto is a planet.
Get real. Its a cartoon dog from Disney.
How the hell could that be a planet?
What a waste of money.
Next.

absolutely. next thing they'll be telling us that your arsehole is a planet!!!

Or something sweet and sickly from the local corner shop.
Would you believe I once had a scientist trying to convince me I live on a planet!! I told him I live in Leeds, and not somewhere up there in space and he still insisted I live on a planet!!
call themselves educated?
Huh.
Alan

speaking of planets ......i saw a guy doing this last year on me hols. i was very impressed and wanted to buy one but they were too big to lug around from bar to bar so i didn't bother.

spray painting planets

Amazing, Bos, that's better than the art on Playschool!

Saw 'em doing that by the pool in Mexico. Truly amazing, but watch out for your eyebrows, cos when they have finished they seal it by spraying an aerosol of hairspray through a flame at it.
WW2 flamethrowers are for pussies compared to that.
alan

"WW2 flamethrowers are for pussies " ??!!??

one of their more novel applications, I suspect.

Our great heroes.
You must have heard the saying "to go down in flames".
Alan

for singeing minges , or burning bush

Who needs wax?