Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

That's what happens when you go anti-clockwise :S





My car needed a facelift anyway.

was it that special time of the month? or were you putting a bit of lippy on?

Ha!

I see Muff Drive doesn't cover against effin nee-nar nee-nars.
This one would've jumped the barrier if he could - and the git didn't stop, even when he drove past the other way 5 minutes later :S

had to put this on here. this really tickled me !!

You're easily pleased bos. Its a red cross.
;-)
Alan

Looks like wilbs has disappeared again.

what a great number ;)



baaad boy !!

Not been inside. Been working away and had probs with pc. Got 1 more day of community service to do and im free!!!!
Its good to see u all still here with nothing better to do.
Hows the fetishes al??
Can anyone briefly tell me whats boon going on with seo? Ive not got the time to read fru all em freds.

wilbs

wilbs
Whats boon going on
Like bos said to me the other day you will have to read the lot because we dont know is the answer but it may be a good buying opportunity, also have a look at goo and glt.

Driver, I feel so sorry for you, i'm gonna send you an e-mail.
Love and kisses,
Alan

Cheers Al

Oi, driver - connected isn't good for me.
And it looks like wilbs captured you legless there a couple of times.

Think it's best for salamiman to fill you in with all the meaty bits, wilbs.
It'll take him less than a minute. He's good at that ;)

I just called that number.
I spent 20 minutes trying to get past a snotty receptionist and finally got an appointment for the same day as the opening ceremony for Londons Olympics.
Poetic justice.

I was thinking of volunteering to play doctor.

I will definitely be the nurse!!

i'll have work difficulties, mental distress and burnout please. i really do need a holiday, a break doing nothing, just lying on a quiet beach roasting myself in the sun, listening to the soft splashing of the sea. i should be here ....

Bosley, burnout is the easiest disease in the whole world to fake, as there's no test for it! (Bright idea:- with my experience, maybe I should give tuition and charge for it!)

I should be "there" too, wherever "there" is - can't quite tell but it looks a lot like Boscombe Chine near Bournemouth. However, since watching the TV series "Surface" I'm scared to go near the water. What is that black thing in the sea anyway - looks scary to me.

Bos
It not all its cracked up to be I just got back from Majorca so Im going away to Italy next Monday to give it another try.

I dont think I will be hiring a car though.

Driver, they've missed a couple of warning signs; surely they could have arranged for some low-flying aircraft or old people crossing?

Watch out for the stags with big willies though!