Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

teacher asks her class to say a sentence using the word "contagious". little lucy puts her hand up and says, "miss, i had measles and i had to stay off school because my mummy said they were contagious." "well done ", says the teacher and goes around the class getting everyone to say a sentence . finally, she comes to little johnny. he thinks about it , then says , " yesterday, the neighbour was cutting his grass using some scissors. my dad said it's gonna take the c*nt ages to do it like that" !!!!! badabum .....

geez, was me joke that bad ?

yep :-)

Bought my daughter a fur coat made of hamster fur for Xmas, took her to Blackpool last week, couldn't get her off the big wheel!!!

RSPCA seek viscious cat food poisoners.

a satisfied pussy resting on some nuts ...... always a pleasing sight ;)

glad that's over.

chillin' with some fresh fruit ....... what a feckin' great album!!! holiday in cambodia , anyone ??

what a marvellous invention. where can i get one of these?

actually, just taken another look and decided it's feckin' useless as it can't even open the damn bottle !!

Don't know about the robot, but the guy in the picture is available in any Internet cafe or train spotters club.
Send an SAE to Geeks 'r' us.

you the chairman , alan? ;)

With only one arm hows he going to take the top?

Life president mate.
An honorific in respect of my sterling work on Liverpool tram timetables 1935-1937.

alan, :)) well, here's a treat for you. never mind jimmy's pics, this'll get you all excited

Now I've come over all unnecessary.
Going to calm myself down by sorting my collection of famous toast slices from around the world.
Alan

Ahhhh.
This was the third in the famous fake trilogy.
We had one with the face of Christ on it, then one with the face of Mother Theresa and finally this one featuring Mr Bean. All fake of course, but worth around 30 to an avid collector.
I once found one very similar in a packet of assorted slices I sent for from the magazine "simply Toast", on approval. Lucky find.
Anyway, back to my parallel universe.
Alan

Nice robot, Bosley, but I can't agree that one would be the perfect solution around the home - personally I think a nice wife would be much more comfortable for putting one's feet up on after she's finished pouring the beer.

i bet the robot would be a "handy" companion if you were watching some porn though ;)