Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

AlanH, try keeping an eye on you local council website (Planning Dept) for applications to build or convert farm buildings to residential use and then contact those applying to see if they plan to sell. If successful, you are then ahead of the game and can cut out the middle men. Good LUCK!

How evil are you?">How evil are you?

Just for you Alan :)

Blind man sentenced for dangerous driving Monday September 11, 05:07 PM

LONDON (Reuters) - A blind man who was convicted of dangerous driving after he admitted being behind the wheel of a car that touched 35 mph was given a three-month suspended sentence on Monday.

Omed Aziz was also banned from driving for three years at Warley magistrates' court in Oldbury, West Midlands.

Aziz, 31, who lost his eyes after an explosion in his homeland of Iraq, had been driving by following instructions on where to steer and when to brake from a passenger who himself had been banned from driving.
When police stopped the Peugeot 405 in April this year after it had erratically negotiated two traffic islands and a corner, Aziz's passenger explained that his friend was blind.

When Aziz, who is also partially deaf, was asked to step out of the car and remove his sunglasses, the officer was surprised to see he did not have any eyes, the court heard earlier this month.

In his defence Aziz, who also suffers from leg tremors and has only two fingers on his right hand, said he was testing his driving abilities.

At an earlier hearing he had admitted driving with no MOT, no licence and no insurance.






Words fail me! I'd laugh but for the fact we have to put up with this crap.

I'd laugh except for the fact it probably cost the country quizillions of pounds in legal costs and court time.
Whatever happened to "Res ipsa locquiter" (Think I spelled it correctly).
Alan

hewittalan6

This thread suits you sir , do us all a favour and stay on it.

Apologies, guys. I appear to have a stalker, infatuated with me. Hero worship is so sad.
I will not respond to him on this thread. It is far too good to let it be spoiled, so on NOWT, he will be ignored.
Alan

that's so unfair. you get all the good stuff. i want a stalker , too !!!

You can have him. ;-)
PSSTTT. That other Golden cross will happen this week, but don't let the others know.
Alan

Bosley can I be your stalker?

please please, can i can i ???

oh go on , then . but don't expect any cream....... this is bolton, not berlin ;)

You sure?

you volunteering to be me stalker , too ?

What would I have to do?

bosley is our leader bosley is our leader nah nah nah na

not decided yet, but it'll have something to do with cream ;p

Are we holding elections for bosleys stalker????
My vote goes to chocolat, due to the strange and enigmatic codes they use for each other, and having seen the piccies of her on the golf thread, she terrifies me in a way only Alfred Hitchcock thrillers should.

holding my election as we speak fank yu velly much. cream anyone?? ;)

Careful, Bos.
I have it on very good authority that while you were out, chocolat sneaked around and wired a web cam to your computer, in order that she could stalk in a more menacing way.
Careful what you do when you go to those strange sites jimmy e-mails to you ;-)
Alan

What strange sites ???? anyway i wanted you all to be the first to know ,i'm coming out ,i've decided i'm a lesbian .