Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Apologies, guys. I appear to have a stalker, infatuated with me. Hero worship is so sad.
I will not respond to him on this thread. It is far too good to let it be spoiled, so on NOWT, he will be ignored.
Alan

that's so unfair. you get all the good stuff. i want a stalker , too !!!

You can have him. ;-)
PSSTTT. That other Golden cross will happen this week, but don't let the others know.
Alan

Bosley can I be your stalker?

please please, can i can i ???

oh go on , then . but don't expect any cream....... this is bolton, not berlin ;)

You sure?

you volunteering to be me stalker , too ?

What would I have to do?

bosley is our leader bosley is our leader nah nah nah na

not decided yet, but it'll have something to do with cream ;p

Are we holding elections for bosleys stalker????
My vote goes to chocolat, due to the strange and enigmatic codes they use for each other, and having seen the piccies of her on the golf thread, she terrifies me in a way only Alfred Hitchcock thrillers should.

holding my election as we speak fank yu velly much. cream anyone?? ;)

Careful, Bos.
I have it on very good authority that while you were out, chocolat sneaked around and wired a web cam to your computer, in order that she could stalk in a more menacing way.
Careful what you do when you go to those strange sites jimmy e-mails to you ;-)
Alan

What strange sites ???? anyway i wanted you all to be the first to know ,i'm coming out ,i've decided i'm a lesbian .

holding my election again ;)

Aha.
That'll be a bi-election then.


So soon? ;)

Oh yes :)

Viagra works, but chocolate works better Tuesday September 12, 06:07 PM

LAGOS (AFP) - Viagra may heat up one's sex drive, but chocolate can make it sizzle.

So said Dr. Dora Akunyili, the director of Nigeria's Federal Agency for Food and Medicine, in advising Nigerians on Monday to forego the little, libido-boosting blue pills in favor of a measured dose of cocoa.

To back up her claims -- made during a meeting with the vice-governor of one of Nigeria's states -- the good doctor cited a recently published study extolling the libidinal qualities of cocoa beans.

The report, produced by Nigeria's national committee for the development of cocoa, may be a bit skimpy on double-blind scientific tests, but it does refer to the marketing campaign of a British trade association making similar claims.

Baptized "Feeding Your Imagination", the campaign will soon launch a product line of six energy chocolate bars containing essential oils said to enhance one's mood, and especially one's sexual appetite.

Costing about six US dollars (5 euros) per 100 grams, the bars are fetchingly named Sexy, Beautiful, Dreamy, Fantastic, Sensual and Lovely, according to the website foodnavigator.com.

Britons already lead the European Union in chocolate consumption, eating nearly 10 kilos on average per year, and Britian is thus considered a promising market for sex candy.

For Akunyili, chocolate is the obvious lover's choice. Viagra, she said, can have unwelcome side effects, but chocolate is all good: it is the best anti-oxidant known and -- beyond its sexual virtues -- can help prevent heart attacks, hypertension and diabetes.

The vice governor, who also happens to head a committee for the promotion of chocolate, is even more enthusiastic about cocoa's curative powers, claiming it can "cure breast cancer, get rid of chronic coughs, and enhance brain power".

Akunyili did caution, however, that any new products containing chocolate will be thoroughly tested before going to market.

"chocolate will be thoroughly tested before going to market"

how thorough ?
and which market?

Surprised you didn't want to hold another election for vice governor.