Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

One for bos

Amazing feet!

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica.
They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"
So the couple walked in.
"I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in,"the Jamaican said to them. "Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god" that he was.
"How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" the husband asked the shopkeeper.
Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied.
After some badgering from his wife, the man finally gave in, and tried the sandals on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes ... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, quickly bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
At which point the Jamaican began screaming,


"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"

hey ... mire a muchacho golpear esa playa ;)

grassy arse ;)



vamos ala playa ....... oh oh oh oh oh

Mine's pinker than yours :P

and so it should be ;)

We're in for a bad spell of wether.

wether what

Rain and wind and fings

Its my birthday tomorrow and I have it on very good authority that the mrs has bought me a rather nice Mont Blanc pen.
Looking forward to it!!!!

You should have bought her a more expensive coat Al, these things pay off in the end..

Quit while you're in front, Alan. Could've been one of these



H would never have fitted it on your breakfast tray.

Happy Birthday :)

Thank you peeps.
i was right on the rumour. a lovely Mont Blanc Meisterstuck fountain pen and some other bits.
Very happy little pixie this morning, despite the fact I am now officially old and decrepit.
alan

alan's birthday cake once all the candles are lit :))

happy birthday, cockle.

My Birthday cake was specifically mentioned in the Kyoto carbon emmissions agreement ;-)
TA

Alan, a very Happy Birthday from Frankfurt. Enjoy your day!

Soul.

Al

Thanks, St, Driver.
Had a great day and might even have a small lemonade or two now to finish it off in style.
Alan

Happy Birthday Al..

how inviting does that pool look ???? cant wait .....