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Just a suggestion, but you might get more respect if every sentence of yours didn't include f**k. Much of what you say is probably correct and that fact that I am posting here proves that I read it, but it loses it's credibility because you think it's clever to resort to swearing. Just my opinion of course and others may disagree.

No that’s fine Harry, you see, my problem is that I become slightly illuminated at the sheer criminality of these fucks, sorry I mean individuals who endeavour to explain their virtuous neglect of this once well thought company!
I think swearing, in the right places, add’s a little colour to the tedious passages of my diatribe, you see, I really do want these fucks (there I go again), I mean criminals, to know that I have their number pegged completely, and to be quite honest, I wouldn’t like to think that I was that far up my own arse, that my pen holds any logical argument at all!


Thought for your day!

There is many a man who is unconsciously compelled to cling to a belief, because he is a “somebody” in some circle – and if he were to abandon that belief, he would find himself nobody at all!
A. E. Mander

AHL up 1.3% eh!

Grim steps back in fuck'n amazement!

Excuse my language Harry!

LOL! I can handle the odd one!

I’d like to get excited here!

AHL up 1.5% last Friday!

No, don’t do it grim, this party never fail to disappoint!

You’ve fucked ruined my share price once to often!

Interesting little chart I've deleloped, it suggest that the indicator is forecasting, 12 hours in advance, our daily AHL NAV return, will run it for a time to see how it performs.

That’s the last nine trading days that the plus or minus indicator has called our NAV! Only just though, perhaps they’re saving a bit back for next week eh!

I do not know what you are up to Grim
How do you calculate the Indicator -
is it how many hours in advance, and how do you get it ?

Are you sure that "bitch Pandora" is not just teasing you and letting you
run round in circles, with your own private black box ?

Morning Mr Kirkham, the indicator merely attempts to forecast 8 to 10 hours in advance the direction and magnitude of our previous days AHL NAV return, which if you note, is only provided for our delectation at or near the close of trade almost 24 hours too late!

I have taken numerous items from the Black-box trading basket, and brought them together in an attempt to ‘call’ our intraday sp, as there is, IMHO, a direct correlation between our daily AHL return and our daily closing share price.

One only needs to observe the carnage with which the brokers fucked hammered we party from the 2nd to the 5th of July after our AHL return –3.6% on the 29th June (only divulged at 17:00 on the 2nd July), had we have known this figure at 07:00 on the 2nd July a lot of investors might have chosen to sit out for a short spell!

Anyway, like I say, it’s merely a trial that will be run until I can see it’s of value, or it should be removed.

Thanks for your interest anyway,

Grim :@)

I see this mornings indicator is suggesting that today’s NAV return will be both positive, and of reasonable proportion, but we’ll see later!

Grim
Exactly what time do you want Clarke walking out the door -
Is it 5 . 30 pm, as the clock does not correspond the normal time.
Could he be forgiven if things improve ?

Hi Bob,

The count-down timer doesn’t represent anything vaguely correct, it is merely a metaphor for all whom might take notice of it, it is designed to imply that my old ex pal Pete is on borrowed time, and we will go looking for him at our next AGM, as regards to being allowed to stay on as CEO, well, listen, Grim could be bought here! (they do say that honesty is the best policy), that’s all I gonna say on the subject, but it's gonna cost him two arms and two legs thats for sure!

grim.

:@)

Forecast for yesterday’s NAV return is 0.457%, giving us a weekly return of 1.75%, AHL NAV $1.666

That’ll leave us a NAV climb of 4.35% to put our toes back into AHL skim zone!

Now that aint a million miles away, time to study points here lads!

Momentum starting to build here before next Tuesday, AHL starting to look as though they know what they’re doing, ‘that cant be right!’ cos Twrong still on site!

SIMPLE

Part of Barclays note out today:
"As ever AHL performance remains the most crucial issue and market volatility does not appear helpful – Man share price performance ytd is -45%. But on the back of 2 weeks positive weekly AHL data (+3.4% for the weekly fund), the share has rallied 9%. It is trading at 11x 2012E PE. Whilst taking out $100m of costs is impressive, as ever of greater share price sensitivity will be whether AHL falls further or continues to recover (up 3.4% in past 2 weeks). The fund sits on average 11% below HWM. "

Grim - why did you take the AHL NAV chart away ?

Is Ex-dividend tomorrow? i lost confidence on this share!