Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Good morning, jimmy.
How we have missed your liberal and educational illustrations!!
Do hope you have enjoyed being away, and glad to see your return to the fold.
Alan

Thanks Al , that's a very good find bos !!

The missus has put me on a diet :-(((
Its called the 10 Step Beer diet.
I've got to stay ay least 10 steps away from beer.

Dear Norris McWhirter,
Grandad died and left me something in his will.
It's a flat, round black piece of plastic, about 7 inches across and with a hole in the middle.
Is this a record?

what a lovely, crisp autumn morning. we had some fantastic storms yesterday, thunder and lightening right above us. beautiful it was !!

Spot the difference?

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Looks like how I feel Driver!!
Just seen on the news that Agriculture (cows etc) are responsible for 3% of methane emissions in the UK: after last night, I think I am responsible for the remaining 97%!
kim

So are you starting a new environmental campaign, kim, aimed at getting people to drink less beer and eat more burgers, to reduce greenhouse gas emmisions???

Definitely Alan, especially burgers wrapped in Stanelco materials, that way will produce a natural lessening on the dependancy on alcohol and fags......unless of course, SEO are able to bring their ciggy filter to market in which case smoking will be encouraged!
kim

I get really upset when people describe me as Alcohol and Nicotine dependent.
I need them, obviously, and without them I would lose the will to live, but I am not dependent on them.
Alan

Al, I'm sure you've proved you can give up smoking by doing so numerous times ;o)

About 40 times a day, actually!!
Stopping smoking is just soooo easy.
Not starting again is a bit harder...............

LISTENING TO SOME BLUEGRASS ON MY EM PEE FREE PLAYER .....oops, i always do that when i've got ear phones on . soggy bottom boys, top class :)

alan, the trouble with being a smoker at this time of year is that it's getting colder. standing outside is getting to be less fun.

Got the only office in the western world where smoking is not only allowed, its practically compulsory!!

jammy bastard !!

anyways, time for a fag, best get me overcoat, scarf and shoes on :(

You're such a wimp.
Call yourself a northerner?
It's not even mildly chilly yet :P

Wow.
Alienating an entire city in one post.
Thats what I call class and style.
Lets start on Birmingham next, a town designed by a Lego salesman.

but it's a true story. there really is a newcastle disease. honest!!

look here if you don't believe

"The potentially fatal disease's symptoms in birds include sneezing, gasping for air, nasal discharge, coughing and a greenish, watery diarrhoea."

there's a few birds i've met who had those symptons.

Hadaway Bosley, I had a chicken Vindaloo a couple of nights ago, the results were the same as the symptoms of Newcastle disease and made me bowk all night but I' m fully recovered now. Whey aye, man! I reckon there's some muckle hacky tricks goin on, no way should they cull chickens, it's all a load of ket.