Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Spot the difference?

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Looks like how I feel Driver!!
Just seen on the news that Agriculture (cows etc) are responsible for 3% of methane emissions in the UK: after last night, I think I am responsible for the remaining 97%!
kim

So are you starting a new environmental campaign, kim, aimed at getting people to drink less beer and eat more burgers, to reduce greenhouse gas emmisions???

Definitely Alan, especially burgers wrapped in Stanelco materials, that way will produce a natural lessening on the dependancy on alcohol and fags......unless of course, SEO are able to bring their ciggy filter to market in which case smoking will be encouraged!
kim

I get really upset when people describe me as Alcohol and Nicotine dependent.
I need them, obviously, and without them I would lose the will to live, but I am not dependent on them.
Alan

Al, I'm sure you've proved you can give up smoking by doing so numerous times ;o)

About 40 times a day, actually!!
Stopping smoking is just soooo easy.
Not starting again is a bit harder...............

LISTENING TO SOME BLUEGRASS ON MY EM PEE FREE PLAYER .....oops, i always do that when i've got ear phones on . soggy bottom boys, top class :)

alan, the trouble with being a smoker at this time of year is that it's getting colder. standing outside is getting to be less fun.

Got the only office in the western world where smoking is not only allowed, its practically compulsory!!

jammy bastard !!

anyways, time for a fag, best get me overcoat, scarf and shoes on :(

You're such a wimp.
Call yourself a northerner?
It's not even mildly chilly yet :P

Wow.
Alienating an entire city in one post.
Thats what I call class and style.
Lets start on Birmingham next, a town designed by a Lego salesman.

but it's a true story. there really is a newcastle disease. honest!!

look here if you don't believe

"The potentially fatal disease's symptoms in birds include sneezing, gasping for air, nasal discharge, coughing and a greenish, watery diarrhoea."

there's a few birds i've met who had those symptons.

Hadaway Bosley, I had a chicken Vindaloo a couple of nights ago, the results were the same as the symptoms of Newcastle disease and made me bowk all night but I' m fully recovered now. Whey aye, man! I reckon there's some muckle hacky tricks goin on, no way should they cull chickens, it's all a load of ket.

Alan that makes me feel better. I was convinced i was addicted to nicotine and caffine. I now feel happier and more content, knowing im not addicted just dependant.
Thanks mate.

Slightly more sombre note on that one.
I read that over 100,000 people calim incapacity benefit as they are unable to work, due to either drug or alcohol addiction.
What will the DSS do when every smoker in the country claims they are unable to work due to nicotine addiction, because they cannot smoke at work?????

and every non-smoker claims they are unable to work due to thier passive smoking addiction to nicotine?

very quiet in here today.

I may just try it -
The system is corrupt - a few years ago I applied for a council house and scored, on their system, NIL points. Why? because im white, work, not additcted to drugs, and im not an immigrant.
I was told id have to change my status to gain more points.

I am now working towards my addiction to beer and wine in an attempt to be housed.

No problem ,just fly out to any East European Country ,ditch your passport and come home in the back of a lorry , (don't speak english when you get found),, you'll have a new addidas track suite the day you arrive ,a mobile phone within the week ,plenty of beer money ,and a house within a month. Ok you'll be a Chav ,but you won't have to lift a finger.