Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

come on. don't knock d.a. there's not enough great comedy on tv as it is !!!

Whats really sad about D.A is he's been going so long i think he's starting to believe his own hype aswell.
Ever seen his program? Strange how they only ever have one home video camera and a torch. Yet big brother can film every part of a house.

The lion sleeps tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_sHnZdDHow&mode=related&search=

Driver, bloody good that ! its not you is it :) ????

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I wish I was that age.

Watch out !!,,,,,,, looking at the news tonight it looks like the govenment are going to tax the hell out of us to stop global warming ,i'll bet within 10 to 15 years the average person won't be able to drive a car .Now if you think that's good ,will i be able to get on a bus outside my house that will take me out in to the country very near to where i need to go ,,,i don't think so ,the only thing global warming round here is my blood, it's boiling !! ...Global warming Bah! the human race is just a blip in the cycle ,,it's warmed up and cooled down several times in the last million or so years.

jimmy, d'ya feel better now you've got that off yer chest?

boy, am i glad to be back at work ....... phew!!!!

It'll kind of balance out anyway.
USA and Europe will cause global warming, but North Korea will start a nuclear winter. Net result.....no change.
Don't know what they are all panicking about.
Anyway, jimmy supports global warming cos it means the wimmin will be wearing less clothes.
alan

Bos,
e-mail sent. i am sure you will enjoy it and if I knew how, I'd put it on here!!!
Alan

alan, superb!!! why stop at britain? i think this could work europe-wide, dontcha fink :)))))

Whoever wrote it gets my vote for Prime minister..............

jimmy
Tax the rich 99.9% it doesn't apply to any one on this site except bos.

driver ,Al's a company director ,meaning he's a multi millionaire ,the same as Bos .

Yeh ,,the only benefit of global warming

Ali G quote: "I 'as 'eard, that wiv global warmin, Great Britain will 'ave a climate like Ibiza. I say, let it 'appen!"

Good point soul .

'tastic.

Yep, except that being in Germany, I shall miss it.

Going to have to take a run up at this simple question.

I hate tonight, with a passion you can hardly start to imagine. I spend all night getting up to the door to give sweets to grubby children who spend the rest of the year terrorising the neighbourhood, and trashing everything, Usually accompanied by telling everyone to f--- off.
Every year I take the family out for a pizza or something to avoid the cretinous little graspers, because it ends up being cheaper than being a never ending supply of sugar to a bunch of minature Osama's.
This year will be no different.
The question then is; Why is this the one day of year I can promise there will not be a massive rainstorm to keep the little bleeders indoors?? I can never remember a trick or treat night that was wet.
Alan

Simple answer Alan; hire a water cannon.
kim