Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Yeh ,,the only benefit of global warming

Ali G quote: "I 'as 'eard, that wiv global warmin, Great Britain will 'ave a climate like Ibiza. I say, let it 'appen!"

Good point soul .

'tastic.

Yep, except that being in Germany, I shall miss it.

Going to have to take a run up at this simple question.

I hate tonight, with a passion you can hardly start to imagine. I spend all night getting up to the door to give sweets to grubby children who spend the rest of the year terrorising the neighbourhood, and trashing everything, Usually accompanied by telling everyone to f--- off.
Every year I take the family out for a pizza or something to avoid the cretinous little graspers, because it ends up being cheaper than being a never ending supply of sugar to a bunch of minature Osama's.
This year will be no different.
The question then is; Why is this the one day of year I can promise there will not be a massive rainstorm to keep the little bleeders indoors?? I can never remember a trick or treat night that was wet.
Alan

Simple answer Alan; hire a water cannon.
kim

Before you ask No it's not me.

Al, it's Sod's First Law of Meteorology: the weather will never do what you want it to, when you need it to.

It's not raining in Frankfurt either. However, I live three floors up behind sturdy metal gates and with an intercom system, so I am fairly confident that the cretinous little graspers won't be grasping here.

Freezing down here in the south ,,well that's the end of summer .

freezin' me tits off here int' north ,too, jimmy.

Ah, but soul traders, you know fine well they'll be round on 11 November.
I can smell a Bockwurst coming on :o)

Cor it is a bit parky innit bos :S

Gonna be a busy day. Got the removal men coming this morning to take half my junk into storage in readiness to move house next week(?).
Think it must be sending the wife a bit loopy. Last night she was in the kitchen chopping onions up to stuff a chicken with. She was muttering something about always wanting a cock that could make her eyes water, but I told her it might have been a female chicken.
Women. I'll never understand 'em.
Alan

Stressful thing moving house. Glad to see you've still got a sense of humour Alan. I think our milkman must have a great sense of humour, I heard my wife on the phone talking to her friend and she said that he always made her eyes water; I could just envisage her with tears of laughter rolling down her face..........
Good luck with the move.
kim

Theres another worrying thing, Kim.
We are moving a fair distance and we will still have the same milkman, paperboy, postman and coalman as before. We don't even use coal!!
Alan

yer not kidding, chocolat. t-shirt, sweat top, cardy, scarf and an overcoat on just so i could have a fag !!!! might get me gloves out later ..... strangely, those furry little, granny boots you see advertised near the back of the sunday papers are looking a little bit more appealing. i bet they're really snug and warm .......

best i've had for a while :))

Can anyone help?
Friend of mine has got a tricky problem, his daughter took the family car without permission and had an accident, minor but baby in other car was taken to hospital.The daughter is learning to drive and she was trying to help out by picking her younger sister up from school because they have had a bereavement in the family and her mother had to fly abroad. 1) How will the insurance company look at this. 2)MOT HAS RUN OUT 3)Her father got to the scene after the police took a statement.