Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

That's a nice sight to come home to after a hard night out!

Hell,just got out of a cold shower, have to get back in again.
Very tasteful, very gorgeous.
Sorry to go SEO again but if I do make lots of cash, I wonder if I could tempt her into my Aston Martin Vanquish.

The results lead me to believe an Aston Martin Vanished is more likely.
A holding several gazillion shares may get you the new road tax though.
Alan

Alan,

Just got out of that cold shower again, and it wasn't just my dream of the Aston that had vanished (better not go there on a family thread).
Now picturing her on the crossbar of my bike, dressed in Kevlar (now you are worried). Probably leaving myself open to more jovial comebacks.

She wouldn't need kevlar for me.
I fire blanks since the wife had me to the vet.

Your lucky. My wife decided to save us money. Bottle of whiskey and two bricks.
It doesn't hurt as long as you keep your thumbs out of the way. The old favorites are still the best.

My missus sent me to the DSS to claim the old age pension. I had to show then the grey hairs on my chest to prove how old I was. She said, "show 'em your wedding tackle as well and we'll get disabilty".

Going to lay down now, can't compete.

I'm lying down already: I said previously that I would only drink orange juice from now on when on a night out...............so, who spiked my drinks???

oh it's good to be back at work. got a major sick-fest going on at home with my girlfriend and my daughter taking turns to see who could throw-up the most !! been feeling like a bloody chambermaid the amount of times i've had to change the bedding !!

Bos, put one in the bath and one in the shower and spray down as necessary.

if we only we could all be as good as this :S

no pic tonight, jimmy ? apparantly kim had a "hard night" after seeing the last one ;)

Read that bos ,nice guy ,,however i wonder what the shares were ? .

Hi jimmy,

Mr Parr accrued the fortune through a 5,000 investment in East Surrey Water Company shares more than 20 years ago.

Great find bosley. In twenty years' time perhaps our shares might make that sort of profit!!!

Thanks for that Bluelady ,i'm not sure i have that much patience though :-) .

jimmy, you might when you're knocking 80 though. he was 101 when he died.

No problem jimmy.

Bosley, I bet he was only buying them for the dividend, lol.

Bos if i ever make 80 i'll be happy to sit in a care home dribbling over the cleavage of the young nurse who just brought me my cup of tea that i spill down my front.