Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Your lucky. My wife decided to save us money. Bottle of whiskey and two bricks.
It doesn't hurt as long as you keep your thumbs out of the way. The old favorites are still the best.

My missus sent me to the DSS to claim the old age pension. I had to show then the grey hairs on my chest to prove how old I was. She said, "show 'em your wedding tackle as well and we'll get disabilty".

Going to lay down now, can't compete.

I'm lying down already: I said previously that I would only drink orange juice from now on when on a night out...............so, who spiked my drinks???

oh it's good to be back at work. got a major sick-fest going on at home with my girlfriend and my daughter taking turns to see who could throw-up the most !! been feeling like a bloody chambermaid the amount of times i've had to change the bedding !!

Bos, put one in the bath and one in the shower and spray down as necessary.

if we only we could all be as good as this :S

no pic tonight, jimmy ? apparantly kim had a "hard night" after seeing the last one ;)

Read that bos ,nice guy ,,however i wonder what the shares were ? .

Hi jimmy,

Mr Parr accrued the fortune through a 5,000 investment in East Surrey Water Company shares more than 20 years ago.

Great find bosley. In twenty years' time perhaps our shares might make that sort of profit!!!

Thanks for that Bluelady ,i'm not sure i have that much patience though :-) .

jimmy, you might when you're knocking 80 though. he was 101 when he died.

No problem jimmy.

Bosley, I bet he was only buying them for the dividend, lol.

Bos if i ever make 80 i'll be happy to sit in a care home dribbling over the cleavage of the young nurse who just brought me my cup of tea that i spill down my front.

Jimmy, why has a cheerleader for the Swiss Olympic Team got a stethoscope around her neck?

totally agree with you, jimmy. i would like to dribble over her cleavage too !!

soul, it's the latest accessoryfor swiss cheerleaders. gawd, dontcha know anyfink !!

soul ,you worry about that ,to me she's a nurse ,now stop spoiling my fantasys

OOOOoooooooo, another hard night coming up!

This thread is becoming a festering ground of mindless, sexual depravity.
The 2 pictures of scantily clad females are a disgrace. They are an abuse and are offensive to the female sex. To have such depravity paraded shamelessly for all to see lowers the morality of those who view such visual scenes.
Such pictures tempt us to look on the female form as purely a sexual object.
We should view the female body respectfully, and not treat it as an object of pleasure.
No wonder general standards in all walks of life are falling.
I think those who are attempting to lead others down the path of moral corruption should be ashamed of themselves.

At last my wife (who saw these pictures) has gone out, believing I HOPE after showing her the above paragraph my complete indignation.

Great pictures lads, absolutely shamelessly gorgeous. We should start a Hot Chick thread.

Ops she is back.

So don't do that again.