Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Same happened to me Al ,PS2 ,bought it for my son once and ended up mastering Colin Mcrae Rally ,took 6 months mind ,,then i found that when i was a little drunk my sector times went down so i bought an SAS game where you infiltrate the Iraq desert and blow things up ,now to get through that to the last stage took another 6 months, then it broke , still my son got good marks at school that year. Good luck .

I'm knackered Jimmy.
This thing is all about holding the controller and instead of pushing buttons, actually moving as you want the character to move.
Golf is superb fun and has improved my swing tremendously but the boxing has really taken it out of me.
Don't even ask about the tennis.

Some excellent spontaneous banter. Really brought a smile to my face-which is rare. Sometimes we laugh at jokes,,,and sometimes at reality itself .Never take yourself to seriously or history may laugh to your eventual cost ,,,,,Some favourite gaffes of mine reg the market ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.."l " l think there is a world market for perhaps 5 computers "....Commented ex chairman of IBM, Thomas Watson .......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"There " There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home" said Ken Olsen , President , chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp. ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................." " But what is it good for " expressed Head engineer at IBM when commenting on the microchip. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Personal " Personal wealth of $640,000 should be more than enough for ANYONE " ... argued the richest man in the world Bill Gates to the Harvard Business school ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,And And one from Europe so as to not show Americans as the only thickies of the civilised world ,,,,,,,,,"Aeroplanes are interesting toys but of no value ".................stated Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of strategy at the very prestigious Ecole Superieure de Guerre ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,""Based "" BASED ON extensive and very intense research, and leaving no stone unturned , any sane person could only but reach one conclusion . Namely this stock is worth at least 60.00 " ,,,,,ranted senior analyist Paul Kavanagh of Killicks stockbrokers in the lC. The stock to which he was reffering was KWL systems and 3 months later it fell from a tad shy of 22 to 9p .. ,,Nice call Paul. l bet your clients were delighted .Positively left salviating for more ....

Oh it's that time again

heyyy, bos ;)

Call me naive' .But Bos. You visit some damned strange sites mon pote .Not in a wierdy sense.But rather bizzarre and well....yes wierdy.. wacko ,,opps wrong planet job ...lol .Do tell .Where do all these strange characters hide/ live ??? .... l must be lucky. l dont seem to ever bump into such types

that was damn close !!!! especially the hairy arse and man tits ;)

tfc, come to bolton. there are many strange types there ;)

How's the game going Al? ,remember make a rule for yourself ,always try to start finishing the bit your on about 4am then you can be in bed for 5...

Its a very physical game, jimmy, twisting the remote this way and that.
I got some really funny looks at work today as I sat rubbing my wrist and complaining of the soreness.
It got even worse when I explained I'd been playing with myself all night.
When people laughed at me I tried to explain further that I had been playing with my Wii cos the wife had gone out and left me in alone, and that I thought it may even have affected my eyesight.
Now everyone is just pointing and shaking their heads.

jimmy, i cant believe you're not leading this month with a gain like that !!

I was leading the monthly one bos (by accident) i stopped playing because i just don't have the time right now and then a short that had gone the wrong way went the right way and i was at the top ,then this fellow knocked me off with a 200% gain ,i'm not quite sure how it works ,he's on - 15 k.

I'm back on top my short paid off ,i don't know what happened to the other guy,he vanished .

come on , jimmy. keep yer 'ead and don't balls it up like i did last year. ;)

I might take a bit of catching bos i'm on 75% and i think the nearest is under 30% probably famous last words ,as anything can happen.

Well thats the first 3 of the team pictures from any rugby team you care to name............
Go Go Jimmy. Top man in this months league and looking goooooood...........
Alan

Cheers Al .

Dand ruff?

PINK CURTAINS

A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.

He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains.

He shows her many kinds an different fabrics of curtains she finally picks out a pink floral pattern.

The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"

She says, "15 inches."

He exclaims, "15 INCHES!.......What kind of room are they for?"

She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."

The blonde says.............(wait for it)
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"HELLooooooo.........I've got Windows, stupid!!"

And I've got a maggot in my Apple :o)