Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Call me naive' .But Bos. You visit some damned strange sites mon pote .Not in a wierdy sense.But rather bizzarre and well....yes wierdy.. wacko ,,opps wrong planet job ...lol .Do tell .Where do all these strange characters hide/ live ??? .... l must be lucky. l dont seem to ever bump into such types

that was damn close !!!! especially the hairy arse and man tits ;)

tfc, come to bolton. there are many strange types there ;)

How's the game going Al? ,remember make a rule for yourself ,always try to start finishing the bit your on about 4am then you can be in bed for 5...

Its a very physical game, jimmy, twisting the remote this way and that.
I got some really funny looks at work today as I sat rubbing my wrist and complaining of the soreness.
It got even worse when I explained I'd been playing with myself all night.
When people laughed at me I tried to explain further that I had been playing with my Wii cos the wife had gone out and left me in alone, and that I thought it may even have affected my eyesight.
Now everyone is just pointing and shaking their heads.

jimmy, i cant believe you're not leading this month with a gain like that !!

I was leading the monthly one bos (by accident) i stopped playing because i just don't have the time right now and then a short that had gone the wrong way went the right way and i was at the top ,then this fellow knocked me off with a 200% gain ,i'm not quite sure how it works ,he's on - 15 k.

I'm back on top my short paid off ,i don't know what happened to the other guy,he vanished .

come on , jimmy. keep yer 'ead and don't balls it up like i did last year. ;)

I might take a bit of catching bos i'm on 75% and i think the nearest is under 30% probably famous last words ,as anything can happen.

Well thats the first 3 of the team pictures from any rugby team you care to name............
Go Go Jimmy. Top man in this months league and looking goooooood...........
Alan

Cheers Al .

Dand ruff?

PINK CURTAINS

A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.

He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains.

He shows her many kinds an different fabrics of curtains she finally picks out a pink floral pattern.

The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"

She says, "15 inches."

He exclaims, "15 INCHES!.......What kind of room are they for?"

She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."

The blonde says.............(wait for it)
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"HELLooooooo.........I've got Windows, stupid!!"

And I've got a maggot in my Apple :o)

St - your lucky, you could have half a maggot :-)

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jimmy, i thought shares mag were a bit nasty in their article on you. shame on them ;) keep it up.

Special dedication to one of our 'popular' posters