Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Jammyjimmy,

Thanks. After a bad week, it has now finished with a smile. Would loved to have been in that checkout.

Bos where are you ??? ,it looks like i lost my lead in the game,,, your rght shares mag were not to kind to me in their write up..

LMAO - great story :o)

Jimmy, commiserations on your unexpected notoriety, however it must be gratifying in some small way to at least have your name in print.

Thanks soul ,,,, it would be better to have my name in print for winning the world heavywieght championship ,or winning the Monaco Grand Prix ,,or maybe Wimbledon, (in staight sets), anyhow your right i'll have to settle for that ,,lost it all but came back ,and didn't win anyway :-) However i have another string to my bow.

jimmy, there's still one more day to go. who knows what's going to happen on monday ??

anyway, as for that string you were talking about, is this the kind of thing you meant?

Cheers bos ,,a bigger picture in future..

You opened the curtains yet, bos?

well that's what you get if you're near the driving range where the moneyam team are doing a bit of practice ;)

Lost yours behind the bush, did you?

Jimmy B, if you right-click on the picture, then click "properties", you should be able to find out the URL where the original pic is posted ;o)

It's ok soul i'll just find a new one :-)

:o)

Well done to the winners of Champinvest ,especially Ragingbull's 100% gain ,pretty impressive.

So quiet on this thread!! Something to cheer everyone up.

FRIDAY FUNNY

A woman brought her very limp pet duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she put her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, ''I'm so sorry, your duck Cuddles has passed away.'
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is definately dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something. I insist that you do some more tests "
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed at the duck. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes, shook his head and barked twice.
The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moment later with a cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot.
The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill "1250!" she exclaimed. "1250 for christ's sake, just to tell me my duck is dead?"
The vet just shrugged, "I'm sorry lady, but if you had taken my word for it the bill would have been 20. Now of course, with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's gonna cost you 1250."

Viagra is now available in a powder form, for sprinkling in a cup of tea.
It will not help your sex life, but it will stop your biscuits from going limp and falling in.

Apparently if you snort it, you get a really stiff neck.

stops me rolling out of bed.

taking my cue from terry, spot the difference ;)

eurovision winner

classic stuff

Help Please.

Up to a few months ago I used a site for Candlestick Charts.
The site allowed you to put in any share epic and it would give you the candle of that day at close.
Unfortunately I have mislaid the site, and can't remember what it was called.
Anyone out there know of such a site.
Thanks, Greekman.

Greekman, I don't know about that site, but moneyAM's charts page allows you to display candles.