CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

I don't have a nice warm furry place to go now.

Please can you help me? I have a wife and six kids, sorry twelve kids, sorry eighteen kids, to support.

Thanking you in anticipation

Mortimer Mouse and family

chocolat, only if you mix it with beer.....

Doc, rule 4 applies ;-) Chocolat might rehouse them in her bar ?

Only if you can find a warm furry place.

If we could visit your bar Choccy sure I could find somewhere warm and furry.

Hmm... optomistic by name, optimistic by nature:-)

:-)

If you are still wondering what to have to eat tonight, how about celebrating the fact that the potato arrived in Britain for the first time on this day in 1586.

Chips all round please........!

G, I celebrate the arrival of the potato several times a week :-)

Now there is a response to that statement.....(smirk) but I wont.....
(grin)
;>)

Bunny....I am not overweight if that's what you had in mind, just well made :-)

Now did I say that? Not guilty Sir.
I just said there was a response to that statement............
Have a slice of chocolate cake and forget all about it.
;>)

When I am being interogated by the diet police I sometimes tell her that I had meat, bread and potatoes for lunch.

It took her a while to realize it was burger and chips ;-)

OK Bunny thanks I will have some chocolate cake, could it be just a medium size piece please:-0)

No problem Opto and do you want some eggs, cereal grain and
cocoa Spacie? ;>)

Hello all, super to be in the Bistro just gasping for a nice cuppa.

I know somewhere the mice can find a home, our local Cattery has a few vacancies!

Ohh Socs! In-house entertainment for the residents...LOL
Chocolate cake for you if you'd like, a nice hot cup of tea also.

Hello Socs, you are just arriving when we are all leaving. Sure you will find something left, chocolate cake is very nice. Not too big a slice or you could be in trouble with Bunny, she's weightatching.......ours.

Opto
I'm not worried about Bunny weightwatching, I eat what I want when I want.

Now it's time for a cup of tea and a bucket of my special reserve sherry trifle....hic!

Last time we went out for a meal, one of our 'chunky chips' was missing. There should have been three on top and there were only two.

Well! You just can't credit it can you? If they get away with it one time, they'll do it every time. Next there will be two missing and so on down the line, sorry pile.

I asked to see the manager. I told him "It's not on is it?". He was extremely empathetic, said, "No, I don't think it is on. You are quite right" and he promised to make it up next time.

Now will he remember? Hmmm?

Next time you'll have a pile of chips with nothing underneath them.