Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

oh no it isn't

Hell's bells,....................why not......................Oh yes it is!

Westminster council have launched "SatLav" to help people find public loos in the capital. Top notch idea.
Now what else could they extend it to?
Based on my recent trip to the capital I can think of two straight away.
SatBin to find a street rubbish bin (why are they so rare in London?)
SatFood to find a cafe or takeaway that is not charging obcene and profiteering prices.
And of course SatBrit, to pinpoint a local resident to ask for directions when lost. Everyone I asked was either a tourist or spoke no English.
Any more suggestions?
Alan

It's behind you.

Is there a congestion charge for the loos?

Just the normal price of a packet of Ex-Lax...................

Hmmm, as panto season is upon us we'd best watch out for Mother Goose in those loos then?

do you think she will undo buttons?

Best not mention Puss-in-Boots then.

Nor the Ugly Shitsters.

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MAM are doing a panto this year, so line up for the auditions.
They were going to do a nativity play but after trawling through all the BB contributors they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Bet they could find plenty willing to make an ass of themselves though!

I hope you enjoyed St Andrew's day James1 and celebrated like a true Scot - with a nice cup of tea and a shortbread biscuit.

1) Was it St Andrews day?????
2) I'm not a Scot
3) Surely the traditional way is with a pint of Heavy, a fish supper, a deep fried Mars Bar and a fight down the local.
;-)
Alan

BREAKING NEWS:

After all the fuss in Sudan over the teddy bear called Mohammed, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of Jamaica.
More to follow.........................

Nice one Al ,where's bos these days ??

groups for 2008 euros

i can't believe italy's group !!! what feckin' spanner worked out that bleedin' system ?

i'm still here, jimmy. how's you?

Hi bos ,i'm fine i am moving to Florida in the new year ,lock stock ,i've been threatening to do it for years but now my son has grown up i feel i can,, so i'm off .
I have had enough of Britain ,traffic wardens speed cameras and all the other crap that Blair's done to this country. Iv'e just been back out there and completed on a house, can't wait ...

Awesome! Good for you Jimmy! Can we look forward to pics of some Florida beauties or are you abandoning us in the dirty mac brigade as well?! Good luck for the future and as they would also say out there, enjoy.

Kim (Steve)